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6. Humans: They're noisy and needy, and shit and piss all over the place.

It's easier to use a match.

Top secret info from the QTip industry, they're actually meant for sounding. They're in cahoots with Vaseline..

Have you ever been to Florida? It's surrounded by saltwater and has suffered extensive flooding recently. It's basically America's wet dick.

You think electric vehicles are gonna last long in that state? Hurricane season is just getting started...

Ah, good advice, thank you!

Yellow Gatorade turns into urine when it gets warm.

It's basic science.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Establishment_Clause

'The Establishment Clause acts as a double security, prohibiting both control of the government by religion and political control of religion by the government. By it, the federal government of the United States and, by later extension, the governments of all U.S. states and U.S. territories, are prohibited from establishing or sponsoring religion.'

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Separation_of_church_and_state_in_the_United_States

That depends what flavor you prefer. You can always get some friends to refill it for you. You got this 👍

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Meh, I just spit on it.

In GTA Vice City, the moon changes size if you shoot it with a sniper rifle.