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Horses.

Its an easily startled 900lb retard with sledgehammers for hands.

No its not majestic, keep it the direct fuck away from me.

Humans. They’re just horrible for so many reasons

Sorry, but how can you body shape shame my beautiful lady?!

Monkeys are total assholes. They act just like 7 year old children would if they were high on sugar and there were no repercussions for their actions.

I hate how modern pugs look. I would love to launch them into orbit with my foot but I try to treat them like any other dog. It's not their fault they momma made them fugly.

E: Ye, we all know it was people.

FYI, the reason why humans look so much like apes is because humans ARE apes (specifically, great apes).

Ducks and dolphins are the serial rapists of the animal kingdom.

Dogs with blue eyes look absolutely psychotic to me for some reason, like it's indicative that they're the serial killers of the canine world or something. It's super unnerving. This doesn't translate to any other animal for me; for instance I think blue-eyed cats are gorgeous.

Pandas. They are too dumb to be alive. Their diet mostly consists of plants that have hardly any nutrition, and can't be bothered to reproduce.

Squirrels. Cute as hell in the wild, not so much in my attic. They are tiny little destructive machines.

Moths, especially the big ones... idk, they are just insanely terrifying to me. I know they cannot hurt me, I know they are harmless, they terrify the life out of me

Dolphins. Everyone wants to talk about sharks taking an annual toll on people, nobody wants to acknowledge dolphins will screw more with humans just for the lulz.

Spiders for the simple fact that I have been "conditioned" by my mothers behaviour to fear them, cause she freaked out at the sight of even the tiniest one.

They are incredibly fascinating creatures.

There's that one guy that HATES sunfish.

The cockatoos of New Guinea. They know what they did.

I’m not a huge fan of dogs in general. They’re capable of unsettling amounts of violence and you have no idea if/how they’ve been trained.

• leeches. i watched some movie as a kid and leeches dangling over the heroes after they crossed some water scared me good.

• those beach jelly fishes. nope. i get why they are there and i'd prefer to give them their space.

• anything with those scaly shiny black and yellow hornet danger colors.

I love animals in general but I don't want to look at opposums. Those wormy tails are terrible.

I'm scared of horses because their mouth is in their nose and I find it creepy with their huge teeth.💀

I don't like dogs (except Huskies), because they often bark so sudden and loud. It seems they only have one volume setting for barking. I mean, they are cute and all, but one day they're gonna give me a heart attack.