Came here to mention that. They reinvented agriculture and democratic government.
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I wonder if I could unlock her phone with this?
No-one hits a home run their first time on the field.
Me, probably. I go in thinking "ooh, bit dark in here" and leave thinking "SANDWICH SANDWICH SANDWICH".
You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
I posted that the new Twitter logo looked like a broken image icon.
That was a weird week. Every post I had ever made, going back to the day I registered my account, got dozens of downvotes. I figure someone with dozens of accounts used me as a test case for one-man-brigading.
Oh you may think you're thinking, but can you prove you're not a Boltzmann brain?
The dude contributed greatly to physics, optics and mathematics.
He also tried to cure the plague with magic frog vomit.
Nothing.
And that's why we were able to afford it.
Reaching the end of the working day in my dreams.
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Me too, but there's also the inevitable silent "you talked over the top of me to the point where I had to do it back to you just to participate in the conversation! Look what you've done!"
No. I believe that adage about absolute power corrupting absolutely. I don't trust myself or any other single person with that kind of money.