SirSamuel

joined 1 year ago
[–] SirSamuel 5 points 4 hours ago

That's nothing! I can last in 100C water, for a (very short) while

[–] SirSamuel 2 points 4 hours ago

Now with vitamin R!

[–] SirSamuel 1 points 1 day ago

And remember! Yakko spelled backwards is Okkay.

[–] SirSamuel 36 points 1 day ago

More like a Boeing

[–] SirSamuel 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Me still quoting Animaniacs

[–] SirSamuel 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If the contact lens was the size of a city block, the wearer would be around 7-8 miles tall. And while that's very large on a terrestrial scale, on the cosmic scale it's infinitesimal. Since God is the creator of heaven and earth, and heaven includes all star bearing galaxies, the Creator must be greater than the created, which is around 93 billion light years across. Further, contact lenses are corrective, and God is without flaw, so this couldn't be God's contact lens. But it cannot be a terrestrial contact lens. So it must be celestial, but for something that needs correction. The only celestial beings that would have flaws are fallen celestials.

This is Satan's contact lens. Satan is no more than 8 miles tall

[–] SirSamuel 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Short Circuit.

It… has not aged well. The practical effects are decent, and the comedy is okay. The brown-face? Not so much. NGL tho, Fischer Stevens had some great lines:

Howard: What if it goes out and melts down a bus load of nuns? How would you like to write the headline on that one!?

Benjamin: Nun soup?

[–] SirSamuel 38 points 1 week ago (2 children)

On a Windows PC, the steps include going to File > Options > Trust Center > Trust Center Settings > Privacy Options > Privacy Settings > Optional Connected Experiences and unchecking the box.

For everyone who, like me, has to use MS for business reasons.

[–] SirSamuel 4 points 1 week ago

You see those warriors from Hammerfell? They've got curved swords. Curved. Swords.

[–] SirSamuel 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You know what really grinds my gears about Vulcans? According to Trek lore their blood is green because they evolved using copper atoms to bind oxygen in the blood. But if that were the case they should have hemocyanin, and their blood should be blue.

I know for a certainty, however, that any inhabitable worlds we might find in the future will definitely look like a sound stage populated with Styrofoam boulders

Anyway, hardcore fans are dumb. I should know, I was one

[–] SirSamuel 20 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Didn't this happen with the last MSFS? I seem to remember Steam extending the refund period for that game. But I could've dreamed that

[–] SirSamuel 2 points 1 week ago

Oh dang yeah DNR. Sometimes I'm a big ol dumb dumb

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submitted 11 months ago by SirSamuel to c/adhd
 

A little into about me. I'm in my mid-forties, I live in Ohio, USA, and am on Medicaid. I suspect I have either ADD or ADHD but I can't get diagnostic testing covered by Medicaid. What can I do to get testing or treatment? There are lots of "in-network" providers, but every time I get the focus to try and make an appointment no one answers their phones, or they're not taking new patients, or they're not in network after all. I'm so so so tired

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