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Really dependent on which mythology's dragon you become. That aside, being a dragon in modern day would probably be very hazardous. Better hope you're a small enough dragon to not cause much property damage while figuring out your new body, and to stay mostly undetected, because otherwise you're likely to end up dead, or in captivity somewhere in fairly short order.

yeah but i dont wanba be a dragon

Always Relax is the true Instant Death potion. Why stop at the sphincter when every muscle and blood vessel in your body suddenly stops contracting.

Damn I gotta watch that again

Where's the potion which lets me do two chicks at the same time man.

Man’s greatest enemy is one’s own self

-Neitzche. Or was it Shakespeare?

just eat some of their cousins (i know nothing about biology) then look at them for long enough and I'm sure you'll hear something

DnD dragon, get shapechange for free

Plot twist, all plants have a vore kink

Awww who's a good dragon

pets the said good dragon

Instant death may be useful if it’s like the Death Note, or else you’d also just get arrested.

At some point an investigator figures out that you're the only person that's connected to all the deaths, however remotely. As the years go by, you've done lunch together a few times and are on a first name basis. Their efforts are fruitless, and they can't prove anything. But now you have an FBI surveillance van permanently parked outside your home, and that investigator keeps coming around.

From the creators of "Just don't be sad", here comes: "Just relax"

Except now you're wracked with crippling guilt every time you mow the lawn, chop up veggies for dinner, or walk by some poor little scrawny weed growing out of a crack in the sidewalk.

When my cat yawns I want to stick a finger in his mouth, and dragon talons are far too big for that.

I can already talk to plants. It's not very satisfying though

Nah, if anything talk to plant is pretty weak. Poison Ivy can control plants, which is significantly stronger. Control plants let's you force them to grow big and grapple people, or produce particular toxins in people's faces, etc. Talk to plants lets you ask plants very politely to do something, but they are still just normal plants, and can just say no.