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submitted 9 months ago by Stamets to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Talk to Plants.

Just so I can tell vegans what their food is saying.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Plot twist, all plants have a vore kink

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Probably has the same effect though.

"Eat me, daddy! UwU!"

"I... I'm not hungry any more."

[–] dejected_warp_core 1 points 9 months ago

“Eat me, daddy! UwU!”

I mean, if veggies didn't say that, it wouldn't be vegan anymore.

[–] hoch 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This was my first choice, until I thought of how horrifying the screams would be whenever someone mows the lawn

[–] JayObey711 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Fun fact: Plants are still alive when you eat them.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Kinky

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's why i burned my food.

[–] Juvyn00b 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Cereal is not a plant.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

It's an ex-plant.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

You can also be the greatest arborist.