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submitted 11 months ago by Stamets to c/[email protected]

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[–] Aaroncvx 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Always Relax is the true Instant Death potion. Why stop at the sphincter when every muscle and blood vessel in your body suddenly stops contracting.

[–] dejected_warp_core 2 points 11 months ago

Master alchemist: You idiot! You can't make a "potion of relaxation" by watering down a paralysis potion! It just takes longer to work.