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"Did you see that ludicrous display last night?"

I would swap lawful good and neutral good honestly. Neutral good technically has more toilet paper available, and you can't always expect the roll in the holder to be brand new.

Mrs. Ippy?

Good work Ducktective, what would we do without you...

Honestly, if I ran a catering business I might put up the same sign. What's the worst that can happen? 3 horse funerals?

Annual? Those fuckers be meeting outside my window every morning!

Ew... Who eats a burger with the lettuce on!?

Could be one cob of corn with many popped kernels, you can't prove it's not...

Love like a brother?...

I don't think you're legally allowed to remove speedbumps

You say engineering, I say Weird Science

Wait... Does the notice post automatically or did you do that?

Edit: Oh shit!