EDIT : you gotta keep deadnaming the transphobe's media platform. If he wants it to be called something else, fix up all them URLs and sell the twitter URL to someone else champ

[–] grue 68 points 11 months ago

EDIT : you gotta keep deadnaming the transphobe’s media platform.

I LOL'd

[–] [email protected] 35 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I like reading xeet as "shit", makes it much more realistic

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm fond of 'xcrete' instead of 'tweet' or 'xeet'

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No no no, you Xit on the Xitter.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I'm going to the xitter

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It is perfectly fine for women to microblog about sex and desires.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You're missing at least one asterisk: There should be some consideration for her partner's privacy.

I don't think I'm the only man that has observed more than one partner behaving as if she'd rather have bad sex then gossip about it than tell me what she likes and then have good sex. Just...not react at all to questions like "what do you like? Does that feel good? What do you want to do tonight?" She'll address the United Nations with an ordered list of her recent sexual disappointments, but she won't say "do me like this" to her partner's face.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

Communicating desires is a turn off!

Mind reading ONLY or it’s the Sahara 😾

[–] Son_of_dad 10 points 11 months ago (4 children)

It is better to just tell your partner what you like, so you don't have to bitch later

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[–] xantoxis 27 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Men should get consent before doing weird shit to vaginas. You shouldn't be required to give an inventory like "37. Please do not shit between two pieces of bread and eat the shit sandwich during intercourse, I don't like that. 38. "

Tweets like this are mostly for fun, but if they are prompted by actual events, then I am sure they were prompted by someone trying it without asking first.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You mean Xcrement about it?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

Thanks the noun. The verb is Xcrete.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

Or just...both

[–] [email protected] 112 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The two genders

[–] [email protected] 127 points 11 months ago (9 children)

For basically anything sexual and even vaguely kinky, there are two types of women. Those who do not believe any woman could possibly enjoy it, and those who can’t get off without it. The important thing is to ask first.

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[–] [email protected] 102 points 11 months ago

Almost like consent and communication are the most important parts of intimacy.

[–] [email protected] 78 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Inside your vagina are two wolves...

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (6 children)

NSFW

[explicit vore]

Like that?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

thanks for the heads up I guess

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Thanks for the spoiler tag, I just wish my mobile app could understand it.

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[–] Thcdenton 11 points 11 months ago

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[–] franklin 16 points 11 months ago

Yes please

[–] [email protected] 75 points 11 months ago

Different people liking different things?

Nah, I don't buy it.

[–] [email protected] 75 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (9 children)

There usually is not that much room in a vagina to slap, slapping the labia or vulva in general is possible.

Edit: Potato salad rulz

[–] gibmiser 104 points 11 months ago (7 children)

Why can't we just use vagina to describe all that in casual conversation? It's not like there is a better word. Everyone knows what you mean when you say it.

"He punched me in the dick." Could mean just about anywhere on the dick, I'm not going to say someone punched me on the glans or the shaft or whatever.

[–] Hawke 37 points 11 months ago (2 children)

What’s wrong with vulva?

[–] Jiggle_Physics 55 points 11 months ago (8 children)

If I slap a woman that way I would be hitting a variety of parts of her body. When you say vagina everyone knows what you mean, it is already part of the common lexicon to use the word in this manner, most people are simply annoyed by this type of pedancy. So, unless I need to give a small biology lesson when doing something slightly kinky to, or about, a sex organ, I am just gonna say vagina, or some other euphemism. Box, vag, pussy, etc.

[–] Viking_Hippie 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)

most people are simply annoyed by this type of pedancy

*pedantry

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is sublime.

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[–] Nesola 8 points 11 months ago (3 children)

So many words and still it’s just plain ignorant if not stupid.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I must ask, nay demand, that from now on when referring to my testicles, they are referred to individually and as distinct entities to each other and the scrotum.

[–] Hawke 20 points 11 months ago

Please do not kick me in the vas deferens.

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[–] Bunnylux 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)

There is a word for that, it's pussy. Vagina doesn't really work to describe the whole system.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I'm fine with the word and thrilled with the thing itself, but a lot of people consider "pussy" a cuss or swear in the same manner that "dick" is. Is there a less provocative word you think covers all the bases?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Cooter

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Ha! My dad called my mom his little cooter (Pseudemys genus) once while they were visiting a turtle pond. It wasn't endearing how he'd hoped, and was a long ride home.

I'm sold, cooter it is.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

You just flick the clit like you are flicking a bug from your arm.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (8 children)

i love that everyone is taking this so serious people start fighting about it

also, i do not like potato, salad or rules.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You just haven't met the right woman yet.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago

The duality of woman

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago

Smack her right in the pussy?

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