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[–] [email protected] 138 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Women should just say what they like during the act and not Xeet about it afterwards when the sex wasn’t to their satisfaction.

[–] Skullgrid 133 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

the fuck is xeet? It's twitter, none of the tweets have the url based on x.com

EDIT : you gotta keep deadnaming the transphobe's media platform. If he wants it to be called something else, fix up all them URLs and sell the twitter URL to someone else champ

[–] grue 68 points 11 months ago

EDIT : you gotta keep deadnaming the transphobe’s media platform.

I LOL'd

[–] [email protected] 35 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I like reading xeet as "shit", makes it much more realistic

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm fond of 'xcrete' instead of 'tweet' or 'xeet'

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No no no, you Xit on the Xitter.

[–] HowManyNimons 4 points 11 months ago

And then you've Xat a Xeet.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

It's what I've been calling the site ever since he took over.

[–] _number8_ 7 points 11 months ago

yeah all the cutesy jokes come off more annoying than just steadfastly calling it twitter like a normal person

[–] [email protected] 58 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It is perfectly fine for women to microblog about sex and desires.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You're missing at least one asterisk: There should be some consideration for her partner's privacy.

I don't think I'm the only man that has observed more than one partner behaving as if she'd rather have bad sex then gossip about it than tell me what she likes and then have good sex. Just...not react at all to questions like "what do you like? Does that feel good? What do you want to do tonight?" She'll address the United Nations with an ordered list of her recent sexual disappointments, but she won't say "do me like this" to her partner's face.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

Communicating desires is a turn off!

Mind reading ONLY or it’s the Sahara 😾

[–] Son_of_dad 10 points 11 months ago (3 children)

It is better to just tell your partner what you like, so you don't have to bitch later

[–] Num10ck 5 points 11 months ago

for some the bitching is the point.

[–] HowManyNimons 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Probably a good idea to float the idea of hitting someone on the vagina before busting out that particular move. It's quite plausible that they aren't going to like it.

[–] Son_of_dad 1 points 11 months ago

You don't go into it doing a slap challenge. You get her going, then you give her box a couple little soft swats and you watch her reaction

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago

sometimes people talk with people about sex without ever intending to have sex with each other. like we do rn. open discussion culture.

I agree, talking desires/needs directly, but as with every activity, humans have the capability to reflect on said activities and talking about that with your partner can improve the sex you share

[–] xantoxis 27 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Men should get consent before doing weird shit to vaginas. You shouldn't be required to give an inventory like "37. Please do not shit between two pieces of bread and eat the shit sandwich during intercourse, I don't like that. 38. "

Tweets like this are mostly for fun, but if they are prompted by actual events, then I am sure they were prompted by someone trying it without asking first.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

Thanks the noun. The verb is Xcrete.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

Or just...both