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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by psy32nd to c/lemmyshitpost
 
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[–] [email protected] 58 points 11 months ago (5 children)

That dad is correct. History is yellow

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Come to think of it, all of my history / social science folders were yellow.

It weird how nature do that.

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 11 months ago (6 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

This I fully agree with

[–] MataVatnik 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Red gang. We can settle for brown red clay though.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Automation is red, logistics is green. Factorio decided this years ago.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago (5 children)

The rest of this is up for debate but science is absolutely green.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago

Star Trek didn't think so. Their science uniforms are blue.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Definitely blue

[–] RealFknNito 8 points 11 months ago

The Research bubble in Civ is blue and that's really all I need to know I'm right.

[–] kautau 6 points 11 months ago

super green

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Where do you have only one "science" school subject? I always had physics, chemistry and biology separately.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

And biology is definetly green.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Elementary school was like that for me. Just "Math, Reading, Science, Social Studies." I still don't know how geography fell under the umbrella of social studies.

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[–] bibliotectress 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Math or history didn't bother you? The last time you had a class called "Science" was probably the same as the last time you had a class called "Math" and a class called "History": elementary or junior high.

They're being used as general subject terms...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

That's a very American point of view. I had multiple science classes (Physics, Biology, Chemistry) and a single Math and History class each. (I'm from Germany)

The different math classes that I know of from the US (Trig, Calculus, etc.) are all just taught in Math class according to the school year you're in.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I always had just one math class (the last one was "Math for physicists 3", in the third semester at university) and what would "history" be split into as a school subject?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

My high school offered US History, Religion History, World History, European History and 20th Century History. US Govt and Economics, Anthropology and Film History were also taught by the same dept and the credits went towards social studies requirements.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Pretty sure they're talking about the colors of question categories in the board game Trivial Pursuit.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

In my country, squared paper notebooks are usually green, lined red and blank blue. It’s been like that for decades. So math is green.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh bože spomienky na strednú školu

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

Meanwhile, Coldplay:

"And it was all Yellow"

[–] raynethackery 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Green - Residential

Blue - Commercial

Yellow - Industrial

[–] PrinceWith999Enemies 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Starfleet is expanding its number of departments.

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[–] CEbbinghaus 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

Math blue English yellow Science green History brown

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Meth is blue

[–] Wilzax 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Math is red, English is blue, History is Yellow, Science is green. I have spoken

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[–] mr_e_s 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Same dude calling Math blue and yellow

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[–] ieightpi 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I feel like this meme is having an aneurysm

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Same. From comment section I get people are talking about being school kids but like... Social studies is 3 ring binder, math is spiral notebook with perforations, English is library book and black and white composition notebook, science is a folder that gets replaced monthly after it rips... All loaded into a backpack along with like 5 textbooks wrapped in brown paper

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Green is science, yellow is history, blue is English, math is red

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I once heard that there is a theory that things written on yellow is more memorable. Which is why the default original color for legal pads, post-its, and highlighters is yellow.

So yellow should be what ever you need to memorize more. So it depends on your teacher and how much of the subject matter needs to be memorized. I'd say it should be history as there are a lot of dates and minute details, but I could also understand it being used for any subject that needs memorization like foreign languages, science, and even math.

Blue and green are both calming colors so those should either be reserved for that classes that give you the most stress or the classes that benefit the most from being calm, like creative writing or music.

Red is an exciting color, use it on what ever subject you are most confident i or interested in.

I guess I think the bearded guy (wait...it that a beard or just a long mustache?) Is using my system correctly.

[–] kamen 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You guys had coloured stuff?

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[–] themeatbridge 6 points 11 months ago

Are we playing Trivial Pursuit?

[–] RedditWanderer 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

A trivial pursuit for truth

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Math is red Science is green History is yellow Writing is blue (because leftovers)

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[–] byroon 6 points 11 months ago

Maths is red, English is blue

[–] ch00f 6 points 11 months ago

Two synesthetics walk into a bar…

[–] youCanCallMeDragon 5 points 11 months ago

If there’s two things I know in this world it’s that math is red and science is blue.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (3 children)
Math		Green
Science		Blue
History		Yellow
Writing		Red
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[–] Sanctus 5 points 11 months ago

Math : Red

Science : Blue

Language Arts : Yellow

History : Green

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Green is biology, blue is physics or generic science.

History is purple

Literature and language are red or pink

Yellow is an objectively disgusting color which is chosen for the objectively worst subject: math.

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[–] StephniBefni 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

English-Purple

Science-Blue

Social studies/history/civics-Green

Math-Red

Homework-Yellow (or one year I had a pinkie pie folder)

[–] hakunawazo 4 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Green is maths and I will die on this hill

[–] pixeltree 3 points 11 months ago

Math is definitely blue, science is definitely green. ELA was yellow, but history/social studies was purple.

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