[-] [email protected] 6 points 9 hours ago

*SUISPRIWOURT COURT, actually

[-] [email protected] 5 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Don't be that pessimistic, most user had to install the Twitter and TikTok apps. The fediverse experience is already quite OK if you have a dedicated client but the problem is that not everyone does, which is why we need browser support; people are tired of "wOrKs bEtTeR iN ThE aPp" even if it's true this time. A dedicated URL scheme will automatically associate Fediverse links with the aporopriate app. There are still other issues such as hit-and-miss cross-platform compatibility, no API for retrieving the list of federated instances and lack of errors if the source and/or destination instance block each other.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 22 hours ago

They do, and I like how seamlessly mailto: links on websites work with web and local apps: your browser will give you a choice and either will work because email servers network with one another (obviously). Perhaps we could do this with linking to content across the Fediverse, with a custom URL scheme such as apub:@[email protected]. I explore this in my other comment at apub:post/20744080/[email protected].

[-] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Ironically, the thing that would allow people to use one "twitgramface" account across all the various platforms is federation. But the only way I can imagine it being seamless enough for normies is native browser integration for ActivityPub, perhaps with a new URL scheme like apub://.... Basically, save a Fediverse account in your browser, and when you open a foreign-instance link someone sends you, you'll see a prompt:


How do you want to open this link (apub:)?

You can browse this content via your instance and interact with it with one of your saved Fediverse accounts, or choose an app you have installed:

@[email protected]    ︿
@[email protected]
@[email protected]
Voyager (vger.app Web App)
Tootle (Local App)

☐ Remember my choice for feddit.nl
☐ Remember my choice across all instances

Accept Reject

Why am I seeing this?    ︿

This content is on feddit.nl, which is an ActivityPub instance that 3 of your saved Fediverse accounts federate with. To use your account, open this link via your instance, or select Decline to use feddit.nl's default web interface.


So far, only browser extensions can do this, and not very well at that. Of course, all ActivityPub instances and clients would need to adopt this URL scheme whenever a link is shared between users, and the downside is that Reddit, Instagram, Twitter etc. will never recognize apub: links. Do you think something like this can ever happen?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Absolutely hilarious but technocally the term is correct as we have 1 natural satellite.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Das Lied ohrfeigt, echt

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Unless... there is no spoon

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

See my comment

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Space is 100 km away from Earth so not even the sprites are included (the aurora is). Don't confuse space × universe. But yes, our planet is definitely the most interesting one.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Cool, sure, but how many of these are actual color? I'm guessing 2 but it probably depends on definition (does contrast adjustment count if hue is retained?)

Edit - Alt text found in original post:

A pride flag with every color band represented by a NASA image. White is Earth clouds, pink is aurora, blue is the Sun in a specific wavelength, brown is Jupiter clouds, black is the Hubble deep field, red is the top of sprites[1], orange is a Mars crater, yellow is the surface of Io, green is a lake with algae, blue is Neptune, and purple is the Crab Nebula in a specific wavelength.

[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sprite_(lightning)#/media/File:Upperatmoslight1.jpg

Surprisingly many: white, pink, red, orange, green (probably) and yellow. (The well-known Neptune image is false color; Hubble deep-field is IR but that is redshifted so IDK, may be "real" color too.) Too bad white, pink and red are Earth's atmospheric phenomena, of which only the aurora is really space-related, and green is just a satellite photo. Still, within NASA's scope I guess, and better than "artist's impressions", which is all we have for non-solar-system bodies' surfaces; or pictures of NASA-made objects.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Cop porn. Pretty common roleplay actually

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

imagine thinking sex was negative or morally questionable

I think lots of Christian denominations find it a necessary evil. I did too before I became an atheist. Still, I think the platforms are so afraid of showing age-inappropriate content to someone they'd rather stash it away to somewhere nobody finds it unless explicitly searching for it.

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PCBWay's "contact" detail page includes gender. (You contact me on my phone number, email or gender.) Apparently, the third gender is "Secrecy". In HTML, the selector is called "sexuality". Maybe I can change the sex of the fake support agent's avatar?


Anyway, the HTML is questionable and so is the JavaScript: there is a GMT and China Time clock that shows seconds but as explicitly stated, it "updates every 5 minutes". Or at least it would if the timeout function wasn't broken. When I forcefully run it, it adds 5 minutes but subtracts a giant number of years (invisibly because the date does not update), eventually reaching 64bits' worth of microseconds ago and starting to show "NaN:NaN:NaN" in the date. Instead of fixing this, they limited the time update task scheduler to only run 10 times but it actually runs 0 times.

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::: Transcript
Fake ad banner showing a summer beach with large text in the sky:

EARLY SUMMER

BROUGHT TO YOU BY
Logos of: Saudi Aramco, Chevron, Gazprom, BP, Exxon, National Iranian Oil Co, Shell, Pemex, Coal India, Petróleos de Venezuela, PetroChina, Peabody Energy, Abu Dhabi National Oil Co, Kuwait Petroleum Corp :::

Image Credit: Ollie Craig - A Beach in Corfu, Tourist Boats During Summer Holidays

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Warum darf man auf "fahrradfreie" Strecken radeln, wenn Alkohol in eine "alkoholfreie" Flasche nicht eingelassen wird?

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Attempt at embedding video
Heard this sound at about 1200 kHz AM using an analog consumer radio in eastern Czech Republic. (Could be a superheterodyne mirror from another band, though.) What is this? I don't have an SDR or other ham equipment, this is just a mic recording.

I thought it could be useful to drive mice out of a garden shack but it was gone the next day.

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Second image

Transcript
Low-quality photo of a cleanly decapped chip with no resin around it, lying in a recessed rectangle in black plastic or ceramic. It is protected with some clear coat, and there are gold bond wires connecting it with 14 pins embedded in the package material. Two of them on opposing sides are connected and form a bed that the die.A structured square takes up most of the left half of the die and appears significantly darker. The rest is usual chip design with minor rectangular structures. The second photo uses crappy dusty lenses instead of digital zoom. It is slightly less cropped so it is revealed that the entire thing is within a deeper recess, possibly with a tab that keeps a cover on?

I don't have a camera better than my phone, sorry, and the magnifying glasses did not really help.

The pics are purposefully cropped to make the guessing a little harder. The chip continues to work now that I’ve undone this.

You may ask follow-up questions. I will post the full story and pics once you guess correctly.

~~Please use the spoiler syntax for your guesses so that people can enjoy guessing with follow-up hints without spoilers!~~ You really don't like doing this, apparently. I thought it would make it more fun for people to take a guess even after someone guesses correctly.

I will do the same with any hints and answers I post in the comments so that everyone can choose the difficulty.

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https://www.polsatnews.pl/wiadomosc/2023-10-16/wybory-parlamentarne-2023-wyniki-wyborow/

Obere Parlamentskammer (Senat)

21:39, 97,22 % Bezirke berechnet:

Partei/Bündnis Zw.ergebnis
Prawo i Spraw. (Recht und Gerichtigkeit) 35,24 %
Koalicja Obywatelska (Bürgerkoalition) 28,27 %
Trzecia Droga (Dritter Weg) 11,31 %
Konfederacja (Konf. Freih.&Unabhgkt.) 6,95 %
Nowa Lewica (Neue Linke) 5,43 %
Bezp. Samorządowcy (Pt.lose Sbsverw.) 4,90 %

Untere Parlamentskammer (Sejm)

22:29, 99,13 % Bezirke berechnet:

Partei/Bündnis Zw.ergebnis
Prawo i Spraw. (Recht und Gerichtigkeit) 35,70 %
Koalicja Obywatelska (Bürgerkoalition) 30,43 %
Trzecia Droga (Dritter Weg) 14,43 %
Nowa Lewica (Neue Linke) 8,55 %
Konfederacja (Konf. Freih.&Unabhgkt.) 7,14 %
Bezp. Samorządowcy (Pt.lose Sbsverw.) 1,86 %
Reste 1,90 %
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I want to talk about Czech topics with someone other than my alter-egos... How do i get people to join?

I tried to lobby on Reddit, with predictable results.

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Edit: we got a sequel

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Für mich, der Hochdeutsch studiert hat, ist es weniger als Niederlandisch verständlich. Wie ist das bei Ihnen?

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Ich habe diesen Pfosten im Jahre 2021 für r/wasletztepreis gemacht, wenn diese Kleinanzeige im tschechischen Internet populär geworden ist und ich wollte sie damit teilen. Die Übersetzung war mit meine Fähigkeiten nicht leicht, aber hoffentlich das wert!

Bildbeschreibung für Mobile-Benutzer oder SehbehinderteEine Kleinanzeige „Ziegen – verkauft“, die auf tschechische Kleinanzeigeplatform Bazos.cz (mit Webdesign aus ca. 2005) von Benutzer „Zufriedener_Ziegenhalter“ am 12. 3. 2021 postiert wurde. Seitdem wurde sie mehr als 120 tausend Mal besucht. Ein Bild mit etwa 10 Ziegen verschiedener Alter und Farbe im Hof.
Fürs TL;DR ersten Absatz überspringen.

Also,
irgendwann im Jahre des Herrn 2014 haben wir darüber nachgedacht, was mit einem unserer Höfe zu tun und hatten die Idee (im Nachhinein halte ich sie für ziemlich naiv), dass wir, da er in der Nähe der Stadt liegt, einen „Mini-Zoo“ machen werden und dass er von einer Menge Mütter mit Kindern und Schulausflügen aus der Kohlenstadt Most (Brüx) besucht wird, um ihnen zu zeigen, wie Ziegen Heu fressen, Kühe Milch geben usw. Also fingen wir mit dem Einkauf eines Esels, acht Schafen und einer ähnliche Anzahl Ziegen an. Unsere Naivität kam zu Ende, als der Esel, der ein geschlechtsreifer Hengst wurde und wie die meisten jungen Männer begann, seine eigene Sexualität zu entdecken. Leider nicht bei den Unterwäschekatalog – sein Ziel wurden Schafe. Also entschuldige ich mich bei Müttern mit Kindern und Schulausflügen aus Most, die das sehen mussten und seitdem stottern ihre Kinder. Ein weiterer Nagel im Sarg des „Mini-Zoos“ waren die beworbenen Zeigen, die einfach alles fressen und wenn sie eine Kletterrose an den Ufern der Bucht von San Francisco witterten, würden sie auch aus Alcatraz fliehen. Ich habe versucht, sie den tschechischen Gefängnisdienst als Versuchskaninchen anzubieten, um neue Technologien zur Sicherung von Gefängniseinrichtungen zu testen, mit der Vision, in die Stufenleiter „30 unter 30“ des Forbes-Magazins einzusteigen, aber stattdessen hat mich der Ministerrat nur höflich nach meiner Gesundheit gefragt. Sie sind die genialsten Masterminds vom flüchten, egal woher, und schon von ferne hört man ihre klitzekleine Hirne planen, wie sie Sie nun wieder verarschen werden.

Kurz gesagt – der Esel f*ckte den Schafen und die Sch*ißzeigen aßen allen Nachbarn im Radius von 10 km, was immer sie im Garten hatten, inkl. Spaten und Gartenzwerg.

Dies hat unseren Traum vom „Mini-Zoo“ vernichtet.

Der Esel ist weg, die Schafe auch, nur Ziegen bleiben.

An Selbstabholer zu verschenken biete ich alle diese Bastarde auf dem Bild an, wo man schon sieht, dass sie wieder etwas aushecken. Ansonsten schärft der Metzger schon sein Messer, ich bin nicht in der Stimmung für sie. Letztens bissen sie einen Stapel Heuballen von unten und hinten in die Scheune ab, und ließen ihn auf den Traktor fallen.

Ich wiederhole – an Selbstabholer ZU VERSCHENKEN.

Update 13.03.2021 10:06 MEZ – Die Ziegen sind weg, aber ich danke Ihnen allen für die positiven Reaktionen und das Feedback :-) Ich habe es überhaupt nicht erwartet.

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