youCanCallMeDragon

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[–] youCanCallMeDragon 3 points 8 months ago
[–] youCanCallMeDragon 9 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] youCanCallMeDragon 73 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] youCanCallMeDragon 2 points 8 months ago
[–] youCanCallMeDragon 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Vehicular manslaughter, hit and run, and god only knows how many illegal car modifications

[–] youCanCallMeDragon 4 points 9 months ago

Yeah, the ld50 for gasoline is 5000 mg/kg, not 14,000 which is the limit for acute toxicity. This whole chart is shit.

[–] youCanCallMeDragon 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Considering the stories about tithing, and Jesus saying that it’s “easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven” I think that’s exact what Christianity says.

[–] youCanCallMeDragon 10 points 9 months ago

The left has lost their minds! One year olds should carry their pregnancies to term, think about the children!!

[–] youCanCallMeDragon 23 points 9 months ago

Laughed, then saw the community… uh oh

[–] youCanCallMeDragon 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"As a human being, one has been endowed with just enough intelligence to be able to see clearly how utterly inadequate that intelligence is when confronted with what exists." - Albert Einstein

[–] youCanCallMeDragon 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Definitely the first kind

 
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submitted 11 months ago by youCanCallMeDragon to c/196
 
 
 
 
 

I board as per usual without a hiccup on my flight from Denver to LA and I sit in my usual aisle seat. Waves of people walk past me for several minutes until the line trickles out and I realize that the doors are closed and I HAVE THE WHOLE ROW TO MYSELF!!

I am absolutely hyped this has never happened to me. I can fucking lay down in economy! Then I look across the aisle and my aisle buddy has a full row too! We high five everything is fucking fantastic.

Then the rub, I hear a guy two rows back ask for a new seat… I very literally prayed to a god I don’t believe in to spare me this night, and let me tell you god is real. I feel so bad for my aisle buddy though because the Kevin ended up sitting with him.

Let me tell you, reader, that is not all.

I set up my backpack as a pillow and chilled for a while before the drink cart came down. I figure I’m celebrating a big win so I decide to ask for a jack and coke for the first time on a flight. My flight attendant, this sweet sweet man, hands me TWO MINI JACK DANIELS AND A WHOLE CAN OF COKE FOR FREE!!! Do you hear what I am telling you??

I am fucking FLYING tonight bois. Not only do I get a whole row to my self despite all the odds, I also get two free drinks, AND IM CUTE!!! Fuck I feel good.

 
 
 
 
 
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