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[–] VelociCatTurd 41 points 7 months ago (1 children)

30 to 40 olives. Give it a try, you surely will not regret eating 30 to 40 olives.

[–] Sabin10 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Is there a joke I'm missing here? I do this fairly often.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Uhhhh..my dogs duck breast fillets. It's like duck jerky and so much cheaper then buying actual duck. Only ingredient is duck at like 4.99 for 14oz.

[–] ohlaph 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Still won't try her pizzle sticks though. (Animal dicks)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You mean it's sold as dog treats?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Not just sold as, it literally is. At least they mentioned human grade so i got that going for me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Lol the human grade badge... no judgement though, I've tried most of the food I have fed my birds. If you eat it yourself and initially resist sharing with them they will usually start to want some, then eating together with them makes bonding with them go better.

[–] Mandarbmax 22 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Weird flavored chips from the Asian grocery store.

[–] Sabin10 5 points 7 months ago

I have a bag of numb & spicy hotpot flavour waiting for me at home. Also have a bag of takoyaki flavour.

[–] yyyesss 10 points 7 months ago

Dried pineapple bits. One ingredient, absolutely delicious, sweet as candy. You can buy it from the bulk bins at the grocery for cheap

[–] Globulart 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Cheese toasties.

I remember they're a thing every couple years, eat way too many for a couple months, then grt sick of them and rinse and repeat.

Fuck I love cheese toasties.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That's the British version of grilled cheese sandwich, right? No argument from me, they're great no matter what you call them.

[–] Globulart 4 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Yeah but slightly different if you use a dedicated toastie maker which are pretty common, it seals the bread around the edge and gives you a perfect pocket of cheese.

[–] CrackaAssCracka 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

But then you don't get that cheese that dribbled out and sat on the pan and got crunchy and savory and delicious. Like caramelized cheese.

[–] Globulart 2 points 7 months ago

That's why you intentionally overfill the sandwich so that when you press down on the maker some cheese is hanging out the side, and the rest gets trapped in its pockety goodness.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

I looked up "grilled cheese sandwich maker" and apparently there's quite a few kinds as well. Personally I prefer a small nonstick pan because I like the overflowed cheesy goodness. My dad would sometimes make us "iron cheese sandwiches" by wrapping them up in aluminum foil and putting the hot iron on top. They were really good, but with a tendency to scorch, and sometimes Mom got mad if butter leaked out onto the ironing board. He'd use Longhorn Colby cheese in thick slices of my mom's homemade bread.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] BackOnMyBS 7 points 7 months ago

i case you haven't tried it, ghee butter is the best oil for this in my opinion

[–] Donjuanme 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

It's after Halloween, the trick or treaters didn't reach the bottom where I was storing the Butterfingers, so those!I never buy candy for mysel.

Kraft deluxe Mac and cheese. Deluxe makes the difference. I can treat myself.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

I discovered frozen butterfingers this year... Game changer

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I just got one of those big bags of salted pistachios. My tongue is fried

[–] TheBig2023Meltdown 2 points 7 months ago

Roasted and salted pistachios is basically crack. It's not possible to stop once you open that first shell

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Home baked kale chips.

Dry off the kale, rip the leaves into bite-sized bits and toss with 1tblspoon olive oil, the add some salt, pepper, garlic powder and chilli powder (if you like a bit of heat). Then, arrange kale flat on a baking pan. Bake for 20 minutes at 300f. Let them cool for 10 minutes.

So delicious. Perfectly crispy and salty.

[–] Witchfire 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I used to make these all the time. I prefer to keep the leaves big. Also you really REALLY need to dry off the kale, as any amount of moisture causes it to steam instead.

I like to do oil, honey, salt, pepper, and a bit of cayenne

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Ohh, a bit of honey is a great idea!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I know this is dirty, but I eat shop-bought tortillas raw, sometimes with a bit of sauce on them. Can't get enough of the blighters.

[–] Flambo 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

if you ever feel so inclined, all you need to make your own tortillas at home is:

  1. masa flour aka specially treated corn flour

  2. a stovetop and a pan for cooking

  3. a plastic food storage bag

  4. something with a flat bottom, ideally transparent

  5. water

the bag of flour typically has instructions for how much flour and water to mix. you can mix it by hand and form it into balls by hand. the size of the balls only matters if you care about the tortillas being "the right size".

From there, you press a ball flat, toss it on an already hot pan over medium heat, flip it after a couple of minutes, and remove it after a minute more. to press the ball flat, place it under your flat-bottomed transparent thing and mash on it until it looks tortilla-shaped enough for you.

the plastic food storage bag is optional/recommended to stop the tortilla balls sticking when you press them. cut the food storage bag open along its seams and remove its zipper if it has one. what you have left is a single sheet of plastic with a seam/hinge in the middle.

it might be sounding like a lot but it's really just:

  • mix flour into wet balls

  • mash flour in your "press" made of random flat dishes and a plastic bag

  • cook the thing a little

  • eat

if you iterate on those 4 steps a dozen times, you'll be out like 50 cents of flour and you'll have produced at least one satisfactory tortilla. and it'll be so, so much better than store bought, you'll think about it every time you have store bought tortillas therafter.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Ah, I meant wheat tortillas. I won't tell you what I think of maize tortillas in case you get upset. I don't think you can even buy the ingredients you mention here.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Salted Popcorn

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Baby carrots with peanut butter

[–] NemoWuMing 2 points 7 months ago

I add hot pepper powder to the peanut butter

[–] Tikiporch 4 points 7 months ago

Sea salt pita crisps and smashed avocado.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

My favourite snack now is a type of candy made from crushed peanut and jaggery. It's called crushed peanut chikki.

[–] webpack 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

choco churro turtle chips (they aren't made from turtles)

[–] SoleInvictus 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Those look great! Where do you get yours? They're on Amazon but they're expensive and I'm tired of supporting Bezos.

[–] WeevilFriend 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I normally find turtle chips in international markets where I live! (Mid-Atlantic United States)

[–] SoleInvictus 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I'll do digging, thank you!

Also, great screenname! I'm also a fan of the best beetle ever. Snoots and boots!

Hey...do we have a weevil time community?

[–] WeevilFriend 2 points 7 months ago

Thank you!! I haven't noticed any weevil communities yet but I'm in as many bug groups as I can find lol

[–] AquaTofana 3 points 7 months ago

Flavor Blasted Goldfish. One o'them big ass cardboard cartons.

[–] STUPIDVIPGUY 3 points 7 months ago

baby carrots

[–] TomMasz 3 points 7 months ago

Veggie Straws, sea salt or ranch.

[–] felixwhynot 3 points 7 months ago

Flamin’ Hot Fritos. Delicious salty corn products 🤤

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I champion chomping on champignon.

[–] OscarRobin 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Carrot sticks. Healthy, filling, delicious.

[–] spittingimage 1 points 7 months ago

You have the roles reversed. It's the snack's job to appease me.

[–] Presi300 1 points 7 months ago

Rice chips/Rice cakes, taste great, are cheap and are healthy, underrated snack imo