I_Fart_Glitter

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[–] I_Fart_Glitter 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Bought fiber gummies, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] I_Fart_Glitter 11 points 3 days ago

With media, you get a lot of straight, white (usually young) men bitching about “forced diversity” if the main characters aren’t their idea of “standard human” which is, of course, a straight, white, neurotypical, cisgender man. He can have a British accent if he’s fancy or an Australian one if he’s rowdy. Otherwise American all the way, baby.

[–] I_Fart_Glitter 48 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Dan Savage, the romantic advice columnist, says you should not move in together until you have been farting in front of each other for six months.

[–] I_Fart_Glitter 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I can’t watch original series Star Trek because of the screeching sounds that happen whenever we are supposed to feel dramatic surprise and/or suspense. It’s like nails on a chalkboard.

[–] I_Fart_Glitter 1 points 3 days ago

See also: Thomas Edison

[–] I_Fart_Glitter 5 points 3 days ago

SSNs are guaranteed to be unique upon assignment. The problem is that so many leaks have happened that nearly everyone's has been stolen and is being used in some type of financial identity theft. The thieves are the people with two (or more) SSNs.

[–] I_Fart_Glitter 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

But what if they are a woman...?

[–] I_Fart_Glitter 4 points 3 days ago

Astringent is the word for that.

[–] I_Fart_Glitter 2 points 5 days ago

That poor woman.

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[–] I_Fart_Glitter 29 points 5 days ago (2 children)

The bell doesn't dismiss you, I dismiss you!

[–] I_Fart_Glitter 1 points 5 days ago

You sure you're not eating poison hemlock roots? They look a lot like carrots..

https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/24122-poison-hemlock

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