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[–] synapse1278 270 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And now for the secret ingredient... fear.

[–] AngryCommieKender 72 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I see we are using the Gordon Ramsay cookbook today. I prefer Justin Wilson, where the secret ingredient is wine for the cook

[–] FlyingSquid 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Personally, I prefer Alton Brown, where the secret ingredient is goofiness.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Personally I prefer Jamie Oliver where all the ingredients are olive oil

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[–] DrSleepless 116 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] FlyingSquid 51 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Just make sure to separate the yellow fear from the white fear.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Once I got a double yellow fear. That was a good day.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

You should use all-purpose fear, bread fear will make the cake tough.

[–] owenfromcanada 12 points 1 year ago

If you don't have fresh fear, canned fear works fine.

[–] [email protected] 111 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you don't have fresh vedk store bought is okay

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

All I could find was "I can't believe it's not vedk". Is that ok?

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[–] [email protected] 78 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I like how it just explicitly refuses to label the butger bowls

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Fear is my favourite type of egg to use in cakes.

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[–] skulkbane 65 points 1 year ago (9 children)

I don't know, it does recommend eggs ol like all master chiefs.

[–] skooks 27 points 1 year ago

Go away, I'm Batin'

[–] RQG 14 points 1 year ago

Crushed Walduts.

Walduts.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Every time I see posts like this I remember a frequent argument I had in the early 2000's.

Every time I talked with photography students (I worked at an art school) or a general photography enthusiast, I got the same smug predictions about digital photography. The resolution sucked, the color sucked, the artist doesn't have enough control, etc. They all assured me that digital photography might be nice for casual vacation photos and maybe a few specialty applications but no way, no how, not even when hell freezes over would any serious photographer ever consider digital.

At the time I would think back to my annoying grade school discussions with teachers who assured me that (dot matrix) printers just sucked. Serious writing was done by hand and if you didn't know cursive you might as well be illiterate.

For some reasons people keep forgetting that technology marches on. The dumb glitches that are so easy to make fun of now, will get addressed. There are billions of dollars pouring into AI development. Every major company and country is developing them. The pay rates for AI developer jobs attract huge amounts of people to solve those problems.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

>sugar

>sugar

>potper

>egs

>fear

>butger

>milk

>miilk

[–] Shellbeach 40 points 1 year ago

Potper... I can't stop giggling

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's shocking to me how many people try to make cakes without fear. It just doesn't taste the same without it

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Without fear ... all you have is drywall compound and a great mix to patch a few holes in the wall.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (9 children)

Why is it even called artificial intelligence, when it´s obviously just mindless artificial pattern reproduction?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Because that's what intelligence is. There's a very funny video floating around of a squirrel repeatedly trying to bury an acorn in a dog's fur and completely failing to understand why it's not working. Now sure, a squirrel is not the smartest animal in the world, but it does have some intelligence, and yet there it is just mindlessly reproducing a pattern in the wrong context. Maybe you're thinking that humans aren't like that, that we make decisions by actually thinking through our actions and their consequences instead of just repeating learned patterns. I put it to you that if that were the case, we wouldn't still be dealing with the same problems that have been plaguing us for millennia.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Machine Learning is such a better name. It describes what is happening - a machine is learning to do some specific thing. In this case to take text and output pictures... It's limited by what it learned from. It learned from arrays of numbers representing colours of pixels, and from strings of text. It doesn't know what that text means, it just knows how to translate it into arrays of numbers... There is no intelligence, only limited learning.

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[–] AgentGrimstone 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You bad spellers are saving our jobs. Thank you.

[–] Smoogs 24 points 1 year ago

Yor welbcumb.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

Too many people forget the veເk...

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I got potper and vedk but what's the 2 yellow cube please help it's urgent

[–] dustyData 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] FlyingSquid 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ingredient X, the unknown element. Do not use in low gravity environments.

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[–] NessD 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Remember to buy just a medium fear. Large fear will make you sore beating it stiff!

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

milk.... miiiiilk.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

taking all of our jobs

dirderkerderbs

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[–] chrishazfun 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] bl4ckblooc 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are any of these translated ingredients?

[–] FlyingSquid 74 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yes. Vedk is Croatian for butger.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

How dare you, you son of a potper!

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Butter comes in egg form now? What a time to be alive

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[–] crystalmerchant 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is that why my cakes keep falling? I thought butger was optional.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Honestly, this is much better than what I would've expected.

[–] Clown_Tempura 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe AI with purpose of making images won't be taking cook's jobs?

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago
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