owenfromcanada

I've honestly used the "What kinda chip you got in there, a dorito?" line IRL. Kills every time.

To be fair, under Trump, there will eventually be a ceasefire (once there's no one left to shoot).

...I got better...

They want the rock throwers on their side.

It's nice to see spectrum representation in comics

What a fine impression of a stupid person!

I've never tried it, but I think it's when you invest and your funds are doing well, but you never actually cash out.

As far as I can tell, yes. I signed up for the free tier before paying for the service, and the worst I ever got was a banner here or there advertising their paid service. Proton encrypts all your data with your password, so they literally can't access it even if they wanted to. The only info they have on you are things like when you logged in and your IP address (and I believe they've turned that info over to law enforcement when required, like any legitimate company would have to do), but their servers are in Switzerland where there are better privacy laws.

I've been using Proton Mail for a while, it's been good for me.

My namesake doesn't last terribly long...

Regular height, but it was on the ISS.

It's the standard answer. I'm proud to say I've been part of many YOURMOMs.