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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 hours ago

Who could have possibly predicted an “informal conception arrangement” might lead to a fight over the birth certificate?

I wonder if this is more about the bio mother hurting her ex-wife, or going after the donor/fuckbuddy for financial support?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

AI art is trash.

Always block/downvote to preserve space for actual human effort.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Lemmy.ml mod /s

[–] [email protected] 47 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Apple implemented a kernel API for security software and made it good enough that they forced their own tools to use the API.

MS’s own tools depended on kernel access but they tried locking out 3rd party vendors without building a replacement like Apple did.

McAfee and Symantec correctly pointed out how this would be using monopolist powers to block competitors.

Microsoft needs to shut up and do the work to make their kernel secure.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago

Join any instance, subscribe to all the niche communities on other instances. The general form for linking a community on a remote instance is [email protected]

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago

DRM music in 2024?

Steal the song because you do own it and DRM is trying to steal it from you.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Also very on brand of them to say all politics involves the USA.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

No, they’ve spent years purging anyone who would say no to Trump.

It’s probably the most obvious reason, money.

[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 day ago

People in the top 84% don’t want to be compared to people in the bottom 16%.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Why even ask if you’ve already made up your mind?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

So that’s $50m gross against a development cost that’s probably twice that, right?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ordinary failure in that ordinary process went wrong as opposed to some black swan event like the bolts broke when struck by lightning.

They’re failing on the easy stuff, while air travel demands they get the hard stuff right 100% of the time.

 

Today’s experiment is a sourdough bread with 20% scalded buckwheat flour. Very soft, sweet earthy flavor.

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by [email protected] to c/lemmybread
 

edit: To those asking, tastes good, but slightly underproofed.

 

I forgot we have a Matrix chat server until after Sopuli came back. Thanks to Rynach for rebooting I'll keep my fingers crossed.

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This crusty ear (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/bready
 

Sourdough bâtard popped a lovely ear

 

75% bread flour, 25% khorasan flour, 80% hydration, baked in dutch oven with steam.

 

While the sponsored event is canceled, you can’t keep thousands of stoners away from Hippy Hill.

 
  • 100g whole khorasan flour
  • 200g boiling water
  • 100g whole khorasan flour
  • 500g bread flour
  • 340g warm water
  • 200g starter
  • 16g salt

Pour 200g boiling water on 100g khorasan flour, mix until fully hydrated, rest 15m

Add another 100g khorasan, 500g bread flour, 340g warm water

Mix with dough hook 3 minutes @ speed 2

Cover and rest for 1/2 to 3 hours to autolyse

Mix with dough hook speed 2 for 8 minutes, develop gluten to windowpane

Add 200g starter and 16g salt

Mix with dough hook for 8 minutes @ speed 3

Final dough temperature should be 74F

Cover and bulk ferment at room temp for 12 hours

Divide and preshape dough, rest 15-30 minutes

Shape dough, proof on counter 1-2 hours

(Optional) Retard dough in fridge 6-48 hours

Bake with steam @ 450F 38-50 minutes depending on loaf size

 
  • 100g whole khorasan flour
  • 200g boiling water
  • 100g whole khorasan flour
  • 500g bread flour
  • 340g warm water
  • 200g starter
  • 16g salt

Pour 200g boiling water on 100g khorasan flour, mix until fully hydrated, rest 15m

Add another 100g khorasan, 500g bread flour, 340g warm water

Mix with dough hook 3 minutes @ speed 2

Cover and rest for 1/2 to 3 hours to autolyse

Mix with dough hook speed 2 for 8 minutes, develop gluten to windowpane

Add 200g starter and 16g salt

Mix with dough hook for 8 minutes @ speed 3

Final dough temperature should be 74F

Cover and bulk ferment at room temp for 12 hours

Divide and preshape dough, rest 15-30 minutes

Shape dough, proof on counter 1-2 hours

(Optional) Retard dough in fridge 6-48 hours

Bake with steam @ 450F 38-50 minutes depending on loaf size

 

I mean it’s right there in his name. Also I did a book report on him in middle school. Actually he was an ineffective president who steered America right into the great depression, but he had a good one-liner.

 

Recipe is 75% bread flour, 25% whole khorasan, 80% hydration.

 

75% bread flour, 25% whole khorasan, 10% scalded flour, 77.5% hydration. Cold retarded then baked in a dutch oven with ice.

 

Bonus crumb shot:

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