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[–] MissJinx 72 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

oh I got the joke, nobody want to be an Iron

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Man… I always picked iron because it was the easiest to grip

[–] who8mydamnoreos 19 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Its strapon time

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Because it's locktober. Lock your sissies up!

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I like the spring piece but my brother is always stealing it

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Poor lil fella

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Everyone knows the race car is the best.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Screw that, gimme the battleship

[–] MrJameGumb 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I beg to differ... It is common knowledge that the boot is the best piece to use if you want to win

[–] somethingsnappy 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] Smoogs 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

..the penis?

Oh man it’s been a long time since I’ve played. For all I remember it could have have had a penis and I just forgot.

[–] MashedTech 13 points 1 year ago

Hmmm... If only it were a penis...

[–] sneezymrmilo 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm disappointed in myself that I didn't notice the dick cage until I read about it in the comments. I should probably get some sleep...

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[–] AFKBRBChocolate 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I irrationally want to swap the places of the dog and the hat so that the top row would all be things you wear.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I would have said that a wish for categorisation was pretty rational.

I fully support the dog-hat swap!

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[–] atrielienz 25 points 1 year ago

I wanna play with the dick cage.

[–] kamenlady 25 points 1 year ago

Just lock me up, i wanna go to jail.

Number 2

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What's the difference between the thimble and the cock cage?

[–] thawed_caveman 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The difference should be the size, but not all of us would know

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[–] FlyingSquid 25 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Fuck you. I'm always the dog.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Ok, I take the car or the magic hat.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
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[–] moipe 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

The dong protector/ lemon zester is always my favorite piece because it can obviously fill both roles at the same time.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

It's supposed to be a thimble.

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[–] RIP_Cheems 18 points 1 year ago

That's not a...why?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm very sad Parker Brothers' replaced the horse-and-rider with the cage.

[–] Holyhandgrenade 14 points 1 year ago

I have a newer edition of Monopoly which has a T-rex, so obviously I always play as the T-rex.

[–] Pregnenolone 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wheelbarrow boys checking in

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I like to flip it upside down to make it into a battle-bot

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Holup y are there 2 thimbles???

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They protect 2 different appendages silly

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[–] topinambour_rex 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I must have a different edition, because I have this instead of the spring thing.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Pic broke for me, so I'm not sure if joke I'm missing out on or photo of horse, which was the best monopoly piece. But that's, uh.......not a spring.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Their picture is of a Prince Charles (I think that’s what it’s called) so their joke is quite good actually.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] somethingsnappy 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] agissilver 4 points 1 year ago

King Charles cocker spaniel

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Top Hat. It isn't a sex aid, millennials. I know you haven't seen them before.

[–] creditCrazy 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Its soo far from being a sex aid it's actually a sex hinderince

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

.. And that's why average men and women got the vote in (UK) Representation of People Act 1918.

[–] pm_me_your_quackers 5 points 1 year ago

Top hat and bottom hat

[–] who8mydamnoreos 5 points 1 year ago

Dog is best so you can do little flips and walks when you move down the board

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