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John Mark Dougan, former marine and police officer, now living in Russia to evade criminal charges in c/thepoliceproblem
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He looks like a thumb. Or a big toe.

They're not "Minifigs," they're "Lego Men." Even the female ones. I feel very strongly about this. in c/unpopularopinion
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Wouldn't you add an "e?"

Legoes

Third Thumb: People have no difficulty getting to grips with an extra thumb, study finds in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I'll take three.

Report: Institutional Investors Will Own Over 40% of Single-Family Rental Homes by 2030 in c/nottheonion
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Institutions need a place to live, too!

White House says Israel's Rafah strike and ground assault don't cross Biden's 'red line' in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Thank God we're the good guys!

Delhi temperature hits 52.9C, shattering India’s national record in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] -4 points 1 month ago (5 children)

They're now saying that temperature was a sensor anomaly.

If your toilet was sentient, would you rather that it begged *for* your poop, or that it begged you to *not* poop in it? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I would like it to criticize me for needing to do it, at all.

Extra sharp in c/lemmyshitpost
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

You're completely Emmental!

Sorry, the name stuck in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Maybe someone prayed for it to be bullet proof and Big Papa had no say in it?

The Vitamin in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The Spice Melange!

Can't be the only one right? in c/showerthoughts
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Same! Sometimes I type the email in Notepad/Wordpad first.

He came with receipts in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So we are kind of like cheese curds.

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Just got a new Joilet (media.kbin.social)
 
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I just realized what will come after Gen Z rule... (media.kbin.social)
 
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McCarthy elbows fellow GOP member -- GOP rifts boil over in exchange between Reps. McCarthy and Burchett (www.npr.org)
submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/news
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Tensions among House Republicans boiled over in a physical altercation between former House Speaker Kevin McCarthy and Rep. Tim Burchett, one of the members who voted to oust McCarthy from the job.

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Achy-Breaky Religious Iconography (imgur.com)
 

Billy Ray Cyrus as the Messiah.

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HOGCRANKS IN THE SANDS OF TIME FUCK YEHA BROTHER (media.kbin.social)
submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/the_pack
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Snarky Puppy - Bet (Empire Central) - If you don't have involuntary stank face by 0:25, we probably wouldn't be friends. (www.youtube.com)
 

Snarky Puppy - BetFrom Snarky Puppy's new album, Empire Central (September 2022, GroundUP Music)Buy/Stream: https://orcd.co/empirecentralWritten by Michael L...

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Started Star Trek: The Next Generation for the first time last night. How big of an ongoing factor is "Q?" Because I kind of hate him. (kbin.social)
submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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I also had no idea the top portion of the Starship Enterprise could separate like that. That was pretty sweet.

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Scuffle in the sauce: Inside the World Gravy Wrestling Championships (www.reuters.com)
 

Competitors take part in the World Gravy Wrestling Championships at the Rose 'N' Bowl pub in Stacksteads, Britain.

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That's rich. (media.kbin.social)
 
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I've never thought of myself as a compulsive person... (kbin.social)
 

...but I often find myself NEEDING TO CHECK EVERY LAST CRATE, BARREL, ETC.

It feels wrong to leave an area when you know there's that one you didn't check--PROBABLY it's just a rotten carrot, but you never know.

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Do I need to upgrade my graphics card to send DMs? (media.kbin.social)
 
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Alabama woman calls 911 to report unattended toddler walking alone on interstate. Police arrive to find woman's vehicle abandoned, no sign of woman or child. (amp.cnn.com)
 

An Alabama woman has gone missing after telling a 911 dispatcher that she saw a toddler walking alone on the side of an interstate, according to local police.

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