"Hahaha!", said the sword. "I will twist your mind until you're wearing mixed fabrics, having pre-marital sex, and using the Lord's name in vain!", it cackled.
"I'll even make you skip church on the sabbath!".
"Hahaha!", said the sword. "I will twist your mind until you're wearing mixed fabrics, having pre-marital sex, and using the Lord's name in vain!", it cackled.
"I'll even make you skip church on the sabbath!".
I'm pretty sure that's the best possible answer.
I'd be interested to see what other foods could reasonably be used as bookmarks.
Must be:
a) Flat enough to be a bookmark
b) Leave as little residue as possible
To be fair, as far as foodstuffs-for-bookmarks go, I think a plastic cheese slice must be one of the best.
Ronnie who? Never heard of you.
I miss lovely, earthy, warm, friendly chocolatey Brownbuntu.
I always felt purplebuntu was a bit vile.
That's a sneaky way to get around the copy protection scheme from Sid Meier's "Pirates! Gold".
"The Eight" provisional list #1
The list seems very incomplete, so I reckon there's more than eight involved - but maybe the first four are all just puppets for the "Ask Jeeves" guy?
That set of pictures is a pretty good lesson in how news photography works.
As far as I'm aware, in English, the punctuation goes outside the quotes, unless it's part of the original quote.
In American, the punctuation goes inside the quotes, even if it's not part of the sentence being quoted.
I'm unsure of the habits of other English-speaking countries.
Depends where you live in the country - but this looks about right for where I live. The portions aren't small, either.
The battered fish tend to be quite expensive, but otherwise the fish & chip shop is literally "cheap as chips".
It's a bit of an anomaly though - most other hot food places are more expensive, and you can even spend £2-3 on a small pre-packaged triangular sandwich from a supermarket.
You'd think some of the other teachers would step in to defend him/her.
"Hmm...", said the sword, quizzically. "The scriptures on those are a little vague in the translation the Blacksmith had".
The sword paused for a moment to think, its metal shifting subtly in a manner which could vaguely be described as coy.
"Maybe...", stuttered the sword, "you could show me what that means".