this post was submitted on 31 Jan 2025
827 points (93.4% liked)

196

4780 readers
1592 users here now

Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.

Rule: You must post before you leave.


Other rules

If you have any questions, feel free to contact us on our matrix channel.

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] TropicalDingdong 126 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Alternatively, you don't want to get busted for destruction of federal property:

https://www.autozone.com/tire-repair-and-tire-wheel/tire-valve-stem-core-remover-tool

These can be found as cheap as maybe $1, and by just removing the cap, you can simply unscrew the valve stem and walk away, replacing the cap. It does no long term or meaningful damage to the vehicle (unless they drive on the flats), and you can easily attach it to a key chain so you always have one with you.

[–] Benjaben 47 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean. If you think you couldn't be successfully prosecuted for smudging the paint intentionally, that's pretty naive. If the current admin wants to make an example of people caught fucking with ICE vehicles, your advice here isn't gonna make a meaningful difference. But I agree that this is a clever way to accomplish the goal without actual damage.

[–] TropicalDingdong 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh 100%. I'm not going with this method primarily because I don't think I'm going to get prosecuted. The plausible defense is just a co-benefit. These fuckers would probably trying and prosecute if you even look at their rig.

No the valve stem remover approach is superior for several reasons.

First, foremost, it affords an attack of opportunity. Just throw this fucker on your key-ring. You do not need to plan shit. You aren't carrying something that could in anyway be construed as anything other than what it is. Its about as damning as having a bottle opener on your key ring and some one accusing you of drink driving because of it. You never know when inspiration and opportunity are going to take to the dance floor. Fortune favors the prepared mind.

Second, and almost as important as the first. Its subtle. I don't even need to take the whole core out. I can just loosen it a bit so it creates and almost inaudible leak. So what if it takes 10-20 minutes to fully deflate? Even better. I'm long, long gone by the time that its even noticeable. There is another below about using a knife or slashing a tire wall. Which is like, fine, but thats gonna be loud, its gonna be immediate, and its gonna be obvious. You aren't going to get two of that job done. And the valve stem puller? I can do it again. And again and again.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] kamenlady 30 points 1 month ago

Always choose the right tools for your project.

[–] CallMeButtLove 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I like the thought process but I still feel like those motherfuckers would get you for destruction of federal property if you got caught doing this.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Yeah and a not insignificant chance of them shooting you.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (9 children)

Alternatively, if you don't care about committing crime, slash the side walls instead. This is not repairable and much more expensive to replace a tire than a valve stem.

load more comments (9 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] PlaidBaron 82 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

As an EV driver I was very confused at first. I know they arent great for the environment but that seemed extreme.

Then I realized what you meant.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I thought it meant internal combustion engine too lol

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

...what else could it mean?

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 month ago (1 children)

U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement. The post is in response to Trump's mass deportation efforts.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ohhh, thanks. I'm in the EU so I don't keep entirely up to date with the crap abroad, gotta think of my mental health lol

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod 78 points 1 month ago (17 children)

Or you could put a small stone in the valve stem cap and twist it on just enough to slowly leak.

Takes a bit longer but it’s going to hit a while from now, maybe while they’re driving.

[–] dual_sport_dork 44 points 1 month ago (23 children)

Read that on the internet, did you?

I believe I am, for all intents and purposes, the actual originator of that trick (in terms of publishing it on the internet, anyway). You have no idea how much it warms the cockles of my twisted little black heart to see that someone else posted this before I was able to.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (19 children)

Does it actually work, or is it one of the hundreds of internet tricks that keep getting reposted because they sound like they would?

[–] dual_sport_dork 36 points 1 month ago

It does, if performed correctly. You can tell by giving the stem a listen. The escaping air will be quite audible.

So our independent lab testing on our own private vehicles in controlled conditions reports, anyway. My lawyers told me to add that last part.

load more comments (18 replies)
load more comments (22 replies)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Superglue the stone into the cap. That way it'll keep deflating the tire until the cap is replaced.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Buy a pack of valve caps. Super glue stones in them and carry them around. When you see ICE vehicles, replace their valve cap for yours. Repeat as necessary.

load more comments (3 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (15 replies)
[–] Reygle 64 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Definitely don't do that. Rapidly letting all of the air out is VERY VERY LOUD. Instead, "do not" have a valve stem tool in your pocket and DEFINITELY do not barely loosen the stem core so that it leaks out slower but much more quietly, allowing you to be long gone when they "go flat".

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

I never knew someone who didn’t unscrew the the valve cap and avoided placing a small pebble or BB inside the cap before they didn’t screw the cap back on and then didn’t inadvertently introduce a slow leak which did not cause the tire to not become flat over a period of time.

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] chonglibloodsport 38 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Anyway don’t do this to old, low-end cars. If that person’s driving a 15 year old Corolla then they probably can’t afford a brand new Tesla. As much as we’d like everyone to drive an EV, single moms tend to prioritize feeding their kids.

[–] [email protected] 84 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I think the caption refers to Immigration and Customs Enforcement, not Internal Combustion Engine.

[–] chonglibloodsport 53 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Ohhhhh that makes so much sense now! Here I was thinking this was some radical pro-EV group going out there making it happen!

[–] xpinchx 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That was a remarkably calm comment considering the read intention is creating thousands of unsafe vehicles on the road along with other drivers and pedestrians.

[–] chonglibloodsport 13 points 1 month ago

Yeah I was perplexed (hence feeling the need to comment) but lemmy never ceases to surprise me!

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (2 replies)
[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago

I agree with your sentiment

In this case though, they're referring to the federal ICE, not internal combustion engine.

[–] weeeeum 10 points 1 month ago (9 children)

As it is currently, electric cars are worse for the environment because we all decided electric cars are basically the iphones of automobiles.

They are riddled with planned obscelence and proprietary hardware. Theres not a chance in hell these would last longer than 10 years.

Meanwhile ICE vehicles can easily last decades if well cared for

I'm not shilling ICE vehicles, but stating the fact we NEED right to repair before we adopt electric vehicles on a large scale.

Remember that capitalism WANTS our belongings to break, and WANTS to infinitely produce, and WANTS us to infinitely consume.

load more comments (9 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] Carvex 34 points 1 month ago (3 children)

This is property damage, you'll get a misdemeanor if they want to charge you. Owning a tire valve core tool, removing the cores, and placing them on the tire is only criminal mischief. Don't forget to put the valve stem cap back on for more fun!

[–] dual_sport_dork 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Just back 'em out slightly. It'll take them ages to figure it out.

[–] NatakuNox 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Would a Molotov cocktail through the window also work?

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (2 replies)
[–] Warl0k3 31 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Ya'll, ice enforcement vehicles have run-flat tires. This would work on a fleet car, but those aren't labeled, they're just cars.

[–] Kayday 18 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (8 children)

Those are still only rated to go 50 miles once depressurized.
They also wouldn't even know their tires are flat until they start their car and get a tpms warning. Imagining them giving chase with depressurized run-flat tires is laughable too.

load more comments (8 replies)
load more comments (4 replies)
[–] sleepmode 24 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)

Glue a bb in the valve cap. It’ll let the air out with no sign of tampering. And happen angain every time they top it up.

load more comments (5 replies)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I was confused for a second because I read "ICE" as internal combustion engine. In my defense: I'm not American and "ICE" is commonly used that way in Formula 1

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 weeks ago (6 children)

Damn, you really need a different acronym for that.
I seriously thought this was some extremist fuckcars shit.

load more comments (6 replies)
[–] HexesofVexes 16 points 4 weeks ago

What really worries me is if an AI were to go rogue and repeatedly fill in this form with plausible but false details.

https://www.ice.gov/webform/ice-tip-form

It'd waste hundreds of hours of brave ICE enforcer time, and clog up the internal system. Especially if it kept passing in duplicates, because the site specifically warms against that.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Never throw a sharp piece of ceramic at a car window it will shatter the windows.

load more comments
view more: next ›