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[–] [email protected] 111 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (4 children)

Never been in a threesome but I'm lucky enough to have friends to have been involved in such arrangements.

On the words of a very good friend and sexually experienced woman: if the women are not the slightest interested in being with each other, there is a 90% failure chance.

MMF trios are easier to manage. Yes, men are basic amd as long as they can put their thingy inside a hole, everything is fine. Some guys will use the woman in the trio as an excuse to "feel" bisexual territory. Others will see the other as a competitor and up their game. Usually, the woman reaps the bounty.

FFM trios are trickier. If the women are in to some bisexual interaction, it can smooth things over. If not, the guy really has to go the extra mile to be available for both and deliver. And even then, the probability to let one or all parts feeling unsatisfied is very high.

Last but not least: can't say if Buttercup is playing dirty or just being kinky but... damn.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I believe in FFF threesome supremacy

[–] toynbee 15 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

There's a very relevant scene from the show Scrubs, but unfortunately my memory of it is vague and googling what I remember is just returning nurse themed porn.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Not entirely inaccurate depiction of Scrubs.

[–] toynbee 5 points 3 weeks ago

Here I thought that if I received a response, it would be challenging my correlation of "unfortunate" and "nurse themed porn."

I am pleasantly surprised by this departure from my expectations. Sort of.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Hey, if it floats your boat... great!

[–] Buddahriffic 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, when it's just a case of 3 people who all want to fuck both of the others, it's kinda hard to go wrong.

Though it also works best if at least 2 of the participants are active lovers. Two starfishes would be more like the one person takes turns fucking the others. Three starfishes would probably just end up being a threesome agreed upon that never ends up happening.

At least one person needs to be bold enough to make a move.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Three starfishes just lie on the bed, slowly moving mere inches per hour

Hot.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

You might be terminally straight. I’m so sorry

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Don't want to be that guy, but it does seem kind of wrong to be OK with generalizing straight people in this way, while I would (rightfully) get banned if I made a similar generalization here about queer people.

Since when does being straight mean you're bad at sex? I imagine the % of straight people who suck at sex is higher, but that's just because queer people are more sexually adventurous in general.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

You're right.

Buttercup was the green one, right?

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[–] Chekhovs_Gun 5 points 3 weeks ago

MMF trios are easier to manage.

Ah yes, 'round here we call that 3 the hardway

[–] [email protected] 68 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

I'd like to just get to the threesome part first

[–] [email protected] 56 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 weeks ago

I would be happy just for being involved

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

i'm generally happy when i have time to arrange a onesome

[–] eronth 8 points 3 weeks ago

Settle for a hand and you can be handsome.

[–] Thteven 42 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I've had one. It was a lesson in how to disappoint two women at once.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Two women? That was the mistake

[–] Thteven 31 points 3 weeks ago

Mistake? I was just happy to be there.

[–] Shameless 13 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

So you can disappoint two people at once?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

Only one way to find out

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Bold of you to assume I'll only disappoint two people.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Same advice applies for that as for all other things related to relationships and/or sex:

  1. Put yourself into situations where things can happen. (Can't win the lottery if you don't buy a ticket.)

  2. Don't expect anything to actually happen at any given moment. (If you are only there for one thing other people will notice it and that is not attractive at all.)

  3. Be patient and enjoy whatever else is going on meanwhile.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

I think it's overrated tbh. A good session with one person you really click with is a lot better, imo

[–] ZILtoid1991 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Autistic people even do that in monogamous relationships.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

this assumes making your partner happy isn't a special interest

[–] ZILtoid1991 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Some people want to be bitten (bite fetish is kind of common with autistic people), so that can be a way too.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

haha wow that sounds weird, haha who would be into that? haha i certainly wouldn't be haha

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Me In a Threesome Not Knowing What To Do

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Honestly it's not a bad tactic. Just watch and rizz up the other two. Tell them what they're doing is hot and that it gets you off.

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[–] captainlezbian 23 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I generally take turns or look for what I can do to help

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I'm just imagining you coaching them on sex

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 weeks ago

Climax

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

GO GOO FINISH HARD! ONE MORE REP!

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I remember my last threesome.

The only other times two people were that disappointed with me was dinner with my parents.

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[–] gmtom 11 points 3 weeks ago

Damn homie, didn't know you was freaky like that 😏

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

More hands make less work.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

That's why I always take the middle spot.

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