Event_Horizon

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[–] Event_Horizon 18 points 1 week ago

He'll ruin the ~~gov~~ country like he ruined ~~X~~ Twitter

FTFTFY

[–] Event_Horizon 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Every time you eat something, some food getd stuck in your teeth and you can't get it out for hours.

Washing dishes, the cloth is always dirty

Every time you undo your seatbelt, the belf doesn't retract properly and you have to fiddle with it for ages, if you try getting out of the car you just get tangled in it

[–] Event_Horizon 8 points 1 week ago

If you haven't seen it, District 9 is a good non-standard 'invasion' movie

[–] Event_Horizon 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

To this day we still question how could the Germans watch Hitler and the Nazis come to power. Well we're learning how, in real time.

[–] Event_Horizon 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hugo Boss is still around, I'm sure they would be willing to reprise their previous role 👍🏻

[–] Event_Horizon 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

South China sea and Taiwan lookin mighty tasty right now.

[–] Event_Horizon 1 points 1 month ago

I'm happy someone else thought of the same vid!

[–] Event_Horizon 9 points 1 month ago

Modern day problems require modern day solutions

[–] Event_Horizon 20 points 1 month ago

It's the purest of orgies!

[–] Event_Horizon 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes, however you see the issue here is that you have an IQ higher than room temperature water, and muskrat does not.

[–] Event_Horizon 86 points 2 months ago (12 children)

Why would the 1% be nervous?

It's not like the Americans will actually do anything. At most there will be some light trolling, some graffiti and maybe a twitter hashtag. Tjen everyone will pat themselves on the back and feel slightly superior before returning to their slave jobs, without healthcare

[–] Event_Horizon 1 points 2 months ago

Your recipe sounds really good as well. I'll definitely give it a try

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