Chekhovs_Gun

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[–] Chekhovs_Gun 18 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (5 children)

Two legs good, four legs bad.

Edit: actually think I got that backwards.

Four legs good, two legs bad. And if I remember correctly, there was an amendment for ducks/chickens/etc to be good. Haven't read that book in like 35 years.

[–] Chekhovs_Gun 2 points 1 day ago

So stay away from walls and other obstacles you can back into...got it!

[–] Chekhovs_Gun 9 points 2 days ago

Who is driving? Bear is driving!

[–] Chekhovs_Gun 12 points 4 days ago

Assistant to the regional dictator

[–] Chekhovs_Gun 2 points 4 days ago

They didn't say good vibes....just, vibes.

[–] Chekhovs_Gun 6 points 4 days ago

Should have went with Adolf Olivernipples

[–] Chekhovs_Gun 11 points 5 days ago

A quick Google search says you are correct

[–] Chekhovs_Gun 2 points 1 week ago

I'm not ashamed to admit I want to play it

[–] Chekhovs_Gun 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Waitaminute....since when can tariffs eat my face??

[–] Chekhovs_Gun 9 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Chekhovs_Gun 6 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Chekhovs_Gun 2 points 2 weeks ago

What's jerktaters, precious? What's jerktaters?

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