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I want to be a dentist
I'm not a gnelf, I'm not a gnoblin, I'm a gnome
Mine are still in storage.
I have a note
Please excuse 👍Maximum Derek👍 from elf practice today. He had to had tummy trouble while visiting his grandma who died and then had to go to the dentist.
-- Mrs 👍Maximum Derek👍's Mom
Have you seen the elf care system in this country!?
A dwarf at elf practice? I'd never live it down.
Because I've already mastered PE32+.
Too busy scaling a mountain at a near 90 degree angle because I crave that mineral.
Just fixing these dolls' teeth.
I've already passed my certification tests. No more practice for me!
I can't get it to come down
Talkin bout practice