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Nope. The brown of shit is dead blood cells filtered out by the liver. Those are a potent source of Death energy, and so are drawn up into the new vampire's body as part of the conversion process. What's left in the new vampire's colon is a nearly odorless, dusty gray substance — emptied of both Life and Death energy — that is typically farted out during the vampire's first few feedings.

Case in point, Microsoft's water use shot up from 6.4 million cubic meters in 2022 to 7.8 in 2023, in large part due to the "construction of more data centers."

By way of comparison, the California almond industry uses 3.5 billion cubic meters of water per year. Describing datacenters as using "astronomical amounts of water" is a plain and simple lie.

Moreover, datacenters can be cooled with water that's not suitable for most other uses. Google's Finland datacenter is cooled with seawater, for example.

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Drug joke, Unix joke, or racial joke.

The running scare is on
We set a bear upon
The Boston Marathon

Zuckerberg has a moral defect. Evil is not a medical problem.

Smoking in public also became rare, and generally people started smelling better without the need for fragrances.

This has got to be a big part of it in two different ways: smokers wanting to cover their own stink, but also smokers having reduced sense of smell!

Weird Al only managed to rhyme "lasagna" with "don't get any on ya" in his parody of "La Bamba". We can do better —

He should eat some lasagna
And smoke marijuaña
With Anya and Tanya
And old Uncle Vanya
In their Russian banya

I trust my city government a hell of a lot more than I trust the incoming federal administration.

If it's unified under the federal government, then an asshole president can mess with it.

If it's distributed, with states and major cities having their own instances, then it's more asshole-resistant.

Related: Legislation should come with test cases.

Then of course, the choice is yours...