That's a man considering a new career.
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The "loving your work" poster behind him as well...
And the trash can right next to him
But look how vibrant and happy the chairs are. What a crazy fun workplace.
The hard plastic chairs with no cushion that break when you sit down too fast.
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That's where the happiness goes.
And his headset’s still on
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I got called in for an inventory audit on my birthday and ended up working from 8am to 2am the following morning.
What kind of pizza did you get?
Most commenters here don't appreciate how sad the image really is: the headset is playing some corporate prefabricated Happy Birthday message, starting and ending with "Loving your work." company motto accompanied with nothingmusic in background.
This is Tesco. I heavily doubt they do that. The pizza is probably just something a colleague came up with than an actual policy thing.
1, I used to work for this company when I was young and had no idea what my rights were. They very much took advantage of this, such as calling me in on an hour's notice on my days off.
2, The Raw Egg Nationalist is a right-wing twat. https://hopenothate.org.uk/2024/06/20/egg-sposed-we-reveal-the-identity-of-far-right-bodybuilder-the-raw-egg-nationalist/
I had a strict I don't answer the phone when not working policy. They could attempt to call me in but it wouldn't be recieved. If they asked me while I was at work I usually said yes, but I'm not about to come in on an hours notice for the same rate of pay, if you want on call, pay for on call.
Coming in on his birthday
Wait, you have jobs where you don't have to show up if it's your birthday?
I've never had that ... But for the past seventeen years I've used PTO if my birthday wasn't on the weekend and I haven't been denied yet, so there's that?
We get birthdays off, not counting towards the 30 days paid holidays, which is completely separate from unlimited paid sick days. Oh, and also since last Wednesday, the entire company is on holidays, we're back 2nd week of January. Doesn't count towards the 30 days, of course 👍
Sounds nice, it's good to see some people receive better conditions
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Ate without table -3
That should easily be -30.
Making someone eat without a table is a war crime.
~~At least there are no laws on the Rim~~
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Bro that looks like a waffle with syrup wth kinda pizza even is that
microwaved, not even toasted
Toasted?!
waffles? yes. pizza? toaster oven, yes.
That same pizza is also given to those before a layoff I bet.
So they leave by themselves?
To keep everyone on edge.
Do people usually stay home for their birthday? I didn't know of any companies that specifically give you off, so I'd think you'd use PTO.
Yeah, I really have no particular interest in taking my birthday off.
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My workplace gives you a free day within a month of your birthday. Most people take the closest Monday or Friday to get a three day weekend, but some people are lucky and get to bump a three to a four.
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I've never heard of a company giving you your birthday off either. But it's the only day every year that I feel special, so I always use vacation time to have that day off. And usually a couple of days surrounding it too.
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Damn, is that a Lunchables UPLOADED!?
This picture is pure art. Holy shit.
I can't decide if this is AI generated or if bro has size 38 shoes
He's clearly a big guy, look how far his legs extend past the edge of a normal chair.
Jesus it's wild to think people would assume I'm an AI generated image based off of the fact that I wear a size 15 US (49 Euro).
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If he is working at a place that requires steel or composite toes they will also look like clown shoes.
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Not even a nice pizza either, that's clearly just a shitty microwave pizza
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I'd almost prefer if they didn't give notice to my birthday if I got that pizza
A free meal on your birthday is pretty sweet.
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