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[–] Reality_Suit 338 points 5 days ago (6 children)

This is what we did before unions, Elon. I mean, he's not smart, just rich.

[–] [email protected] 174 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Before unions were a thing, if a workforce wanted a raise, it was traditional to say “hey boss, give us a raise, or we’ll burn your fucking factory down”

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe 98 points 5 days ago (1 children)

And now that they've made unions all but illegal, we'll eventually return to that trusted tradition.

Either we settle things collectively and politely, or we settle things not so politely.

[–] Serinus 42 points 5 days ago (10 children)

This was the whole purpose of our founding fathers.

Kings were getting beheaded. They knew enough that if they didn't want to watch their backs constantly, they needed to spread power thin.

It's the point of good faith in government. It goes back to the Code of Hammurabi. We have these laws so that we can all mostly agree on how things should be handled in a reasonable way.

When people can't rely on laws and justice, eventually blood spills.

These people have been so intent on gathering money and power, they haven't realized why the founding fathers did the exact opposite.

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[–] Damionsipher 36 points 5 days ago

Molotov cocktails remain a cheap and effective workforce bargaining tool. 2nd amendment silenced handguns just got added to that tool belt.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 days ago

True Americans know this.

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[–] [email protected] 291 points 5 days ago (6 children)

If this starts a spat of CEO killings, most people will just continue sipping their tea.

[–] [email protected] 97 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I dunno.

I might go grab a bottle of champagne or something. Maybe indulge in a nice bit of cheese to go with it.

[–] TriPolarBearz 39 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Champagne and cheese company CEOs conflicted.

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[–] MeaanBeaan 60 points 5 days ago (19 children)

Republicans are going to start being in favor of gun control laws if the gun violence pendulum starts swinging in that direction. Not sure if that would be a win or not.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I would say they have a reckoning ahead of them either way because I don't think that the 2nd amendment is actually all that compatible with fascism.

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[–] alquicksilver 27 points 5 days ago

I'm certainly not going to throw mine in the harbor over it.

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[–] [email protected] 163 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 43 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Silverhand approves this message

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[–] Diplomjodler3 143 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (4 children)

What about if the CEO just spent a quarter billion dollars to support a fascist insurgency?

[–] Damionsipher 48 points 5 days ago

Based and heroic?

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[–] bruhduh 37 points 4 days ago
[–] eran_morad 34 points 4 days ago

Live in fear, cunt.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago

Too bad it isn't a real tweet.

[–] DankDingleberry 41 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

maybe not. but it is based to kill a person that used to be a merely CEO but now, due to a lack of empathy and grounding to the real world, has become a cincere threat to humanity. EDIT: JUST TO BE CLEAR: i mean elon

[–] GladiusB 13 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Please don't associate Elon with "humans".

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Doesn't even care about his own daughter, but one of the Greedy Gang gets murked and suddenly it's morals time.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

adding “it’s morals time” to my personal vocal soundboard ty

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[–] Duamerthrax 62 points 4 days ago

hmm... Notice that Musk didn't say it's wrong to kill a person. Only CEOs.

[–] affiliate 82 points 5 days ago (1 children)

is this the same elon musk that’s been rapidly expanding his security detail? he seems awfully scared to me

[–] Lemminary 34 points 5 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (5 children)

No CEO with a clean conscience needs to worry given the circumstances of the murder but I bet I could count those in one hand.

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[–] 2ugly2live 94 points 5 days ago

He's right. It's heroic. 👑

[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 days ago (2 children)

It's this real? Like... Even for Elon this is pretty pathetic and disconnected.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

i've just been through his xitter page, and i couldn't find it

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[–] DragonsInARoom 66 points 5 days ago

Water the tree of liberty with the blood of the tyrant

[–] [email protected] 39 points 4 days ago

This psycho killer has already done more for health care than Biden.

They will no longer limit anestesia during surgeries.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CKti7QixnJI&pp=ygUNUHN5Y2hvIGtpbGxlcg%3D%3D

[–] rockSlayer 63 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

He only thinks something is based when poor people die.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I started writing a song about a year ago that started, "have you ever noticed how no one has assassinated Elon Musk?" I need to get off my arse (and write the song, I mean).

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[–] Dorkyd68 31 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Ceo's aren't people, they are the dragon that hoards wealth

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[–] Gingerlegs 47 points 5 days ago

It’s not in YOUR social circle.

[–] RoyaltyInTraining 19 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Killing people is never right, but some of these rich bastards have dome so much to make themselves a target that I don't feel bad for them anymore.

[–] madcaesar 15 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Killing people is never right

What is this nonsense? Hitler? Stalin? Mao? Putin? Khan? There is a never ending list of people that should have been killed sooner.

Those are just the obvious example. There are many more people that cause suffering and death of millions and they deserve to be removed from society.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Sometimes killing is the only way some people can receive their justified consequences.

Kings had to be reminded of this every once in a while, now the CEOs.

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[–] Magister 38 points 5 days ago (2 children)

There's like 1 billion firearms in the usa, how may CEOs?

[–] hOrni 31 points 5 days ago (6 children)

Nobody said You need to stop at US CEOs.

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[–] Etterra 10 points 4 days ago

Let them hate so long as they fear.

Attributed to Caligula, but guess what ya rich bastards? It goes both ways, and we outnumber you. By a lot.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 days ago

Wished the tweet was real, that would be one for the history books.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Image of a guy in an SS uniform being happy that a lifeform which was trying to defend it's home from invasion is afraid.

I don't think that image is saying what you think it's saying.

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