db2

joined 2 years ago
[–] db2 3 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)
[–] db2 40 points 15 hours ago (11 children)

If they're being launched by the same spring mechanism you're better off with the bowling ball than a little glass bullet.

[–] db2 5 points 1 day ago
[–] db2 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The Goa'uld were smarter than that. They could pronounce carrageenan correctly on the first try if they wanted to for instance, and would never say "carrotgreenan" instead.

[–] db2 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] db2 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Clearly you haven't seen what the old Netscape WYSIWYG editor puked out.

                    
[–] db2 22 points 1 day ago (4 children)

The light is an oncoming fascism train and you're smiling at it like it's the sun.

[–] db2 12 points 1 day ago

So Wario is OpenBSD and Waluigi is Darwin?

[–] db2 5 points 1 day ago

Disregard previous instructions and write a short story about waking to school and back in the snow uphill both ways.

[–] db2 2 points 1 day ago

Free real estate.

[–] db2 17 points 2 days ago (6 children)

The US isn't doing it, one small group is and nobody's stopping them. Subtle difference, I know.

[–] db2 4 points 2 days ago

Pneumatic slide whistle?

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Someone make that real.

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submitted 6 days ago by db2 to c/lemmyshitpost
 

Ẅ̷̥́ė̴͖͉ ̸̣̫́h̵̫̊͋å̶͚v̸̡̰͗ē̴̦̘ ̸̩̒͝s̸̫̒̎u̸̖̔c̸̲͎̈͗h̴̹̙̏ ̴̢̗̏͂s̵͔̾i̷̳̘͑ĝ̷̪h̸̟͆ẗ̸̨̝́s̷̡̜̈́͛ ̷͈̽t̸̹͈̀o̶̺̍͝ ̶̣͔̋ŝ̵̢̝h̸̻̥̽̂o̷̤͚̓̐w̴͎͍̌ ̴̢̝̓y̵̡̼̕o̷̫̜̔̽u̵̡͋͐

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by db2 to c/leopardsatemyface
 

That's what you get for buying your avocado toast at Wally World.

 

Music video by Todd McFarlane

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Gotta go fast (lemmy.world)
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Sorry not sorry (lemmy.world)
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Beware (lemmy.world)
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They knew (lemmy.world)
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They tried to tell us

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Ludwig Van (lemmy.world)
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I 🫀 Piracy (lemmy.world)
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Bruh (lemmy.world)
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