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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago (3 children)

At what point does a set of stairs become a wall? How thin can steps be before they are no longer considered steps?

[–] krashmo 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't know but I think it's fair to say if it becomes necessary to ask those questions then you went too far.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Missed opportunity to say "you went a step too far" ;)

[–] krashmo 2 points 4 weeks ago

Oof I sure did

[–] MagnyusG 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I would assume when you can no longer stand on them.

[–] [email protected] 99 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] breckenedge 19 points 1 month ago

I know it’s stupid, but it’s posts like this that make me really wish that the fediverse had gold badges to award

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

I love this comic. Typical JoJo scenario

[–] Live_your_lives 2 points 4 weeks ago

The steps don't have to be thin, you could make them jut out. But still, at some point it's effectively a ladder. That's probably the point where it's easier to start using your hands too.

[–] Winged_Hussar 39 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Wtf, why didn't you tell me you were coming over?

(Thankfully not nearly as steep)

[–] ace_garp 23 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] wabafee 14 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

When does a stairs become a ladder?

[–] debil 3 points 4 weeks ago

When the steps transform into rungs.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Everyone worrying about getting up. I'd be more concerned about the way down on these.

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[–] Buddahriffic 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I think the trick is to not think of them so much as difficult stairs but as an easier rock climb.

[–] ace_garp 2 points 4 weeks ago

Indeed.

Took me a while to consider if this was an art piece. They were functional and used by many people, IIRC.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"Time for bed! Who's gonna belay me?"

[–] Agent641 5 points 1 month ago

I'll sleep at base camp tonight and try for the summit in the morning.

[–] Cort 3 points 1 month ago

Lol if you can afford to buy a house with an upstairs, you can afford an autobelay

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

When my siblings and I were kids, we would ride laundry baskets down the stairs.

These stairs would be fucking rad to do that with.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

Once, anyway.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Riding the laundry basket off the roof would be more comparable

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Steep stairs are one thing, but putting carpet on them is just asking to slip.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, shoulda done Teflon.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

And install some sprinklers.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Looks like an advanced Doom II map.

Just missing a teleport at the top to simulate a second floor, or a silent téléporter if you're really fancy.

[–] Couldbealeotard 1 points 4 weeks ago

I don't think Doom teleported the player to simulate a second floor. I think it was closer to asset swapping what got drawn on screen in the same location.

If you turn the Minimap on you can see where you are in the level. The Minimap was almost a depiction of how the game was really programmed, and the 3D POV was a programming trick to display it for the customer.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

House of Leaves vibes

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Where I come from we call these, "up only" stairs. Kind of like how Perl is a write-only language.

[–] SkyezOpen 10 points 1 month ago

I guarantee I can get down them. Very quickly.

[–] spittingimage 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dutch stairs. Yes, they're like that.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Yep can confirm this is standard issue in slightly older Dutch houses.

[–] finitebanjo 10 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

My old house had some steep stairs that felt like this.

My wife broke her ankle on them, fun story.... Nope. That sucked.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

At this point, just use a ladder. It'd be safer too.

That would also make space for a slide-down pole, which would be faster.

[–] DrPop 7 points 4 weeks ago

I have nightmares about this exact scenario.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen 6 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Extreme inner city house attic stairs vibes. Anything goes with attic stairs!

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds 4 points 1 month ago

You'll be thankful for anything more sloped than a ladder 😂

[–] Today 2 points 1 month ago

I've been looking for attic stair options. Anything that easier to carry/slide boxes down than a ladder.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago

There's a lady who's sure.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Just give me a sec to put on my jump kit.

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning 4 points 4 weeks ago

"Stairs" that ever Spiderman would reconsider...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

One of the ladders aboard my carrier that led down to DC Central was a bit steeper than that. The first time most people saw it, they couldn’t believe how close to an ordinary vertical ladder it was.

To add to the chaos, the handrails on either side were way too far apart to use with both hands. And as if that wasn’t enough of nightmare, and a scuttle right above it that I had to pass through with my duty belt on. Carriers are death traps, and should qualify a sailor for HDIP.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

you must go doon before you go ooot

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If that's the stairway to heaven, can I request to be shown the stairs leading down?

[–] andrewta 1 points 1 month ago

I'm not sure of exactly how to access them. Check with the pedophile section at the prison. They can show you the way.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Laddairs, it's French.

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