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[–] [email protected] 49 points 3 months ago (3 children)

At what point does a set of stairs become a wall? How thin can steps be before they are no longer considered steps?

[–] krashmo 32 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I don't know but I think it's fair to say if it becomes necessary to ask those questions then you went too far.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Missed opportunity to say "you went a step too far" ;)

[–] krashmo 2 points 3 months ago

Oof I sure did

[–] MagnyusG 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I would assume when you can no longer stand on them.

[–] [email protected] 100 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] breckenedge 19 points 3 months ago

I know it’s stupid, but it’s posts like this that make me really wish that the fediverse had gold badges to award

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I love this comic. Typical JoJo scenario

[–] Live_your_lives 3 points 3 months ago

The steps don't have to be thin, you could make them jut out. But still, at some point it's effectively a ladder. That's probably the point where it's easier to start using your hands too.

[–] Winged_Hussar 38 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Wtf, why didn't you tell me you were coming over?

(Thankfully not nearly as steep)

[–] ace_garp 24 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] wabafee 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

When does a stairs become a ladder?

[–] debil 3 points 3 months ago

When the steps transform into rungs.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Everyone worrying about getting up. I'd be more concerned about the way down on these.

[–] Sarmyth 1 points 3 months ago

My exact thought. I could get up on the balls of my feet, but my ass is falling down those stairs, for sure, on the way down.

[–] Buddahriffic 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think the trick is to not think of them so much as difficult stairs but as an easier rock climb.

[–] ace_garp 3 points 3 months ago

Indeed.

Took me a while to consider if this was an art piece. They were functional and used by many people, IIRC.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

"Time for bed! Who's gonna belay me?"

[–] Agent641 6 points 3 months ago

I'll sleep at base camp tonight and try for the summit in the morning.

[–] Cort 3 points 3 months ago

Lol if you can afford to buy a house with an upstairs, you can afford an autobelay

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Steep stairs are one thing, but putting carpet on them is just asking to slip.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, shoulda done Teflon.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

And install some sprinklers.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

When my siblings and I were kids, we would ride laundry baskets down the stairs.

These stairs would be fucking rad to do that with.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago

Once, anyway.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Riding the laundry basket off the roof would be more comparable

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Where I come from we call these, "up only" stairs. Kind of like how Perl is a write-only language.

[–] SkyezOpen 11 points 3 months ago

I guarantee I can get down them. Very quickly.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Looks like an advanced Doom II map.

Just missing a teleport at the top to simulate a second floor, or a silent téléporter if you're really fancy.

[–] Couldbealeotard 2 points 3 months ago

I don't think Doom teleported the player to simulate a second floor. I think it was closer to asset swapping what got drawn on screen in the same location.

If you turn the Minimap on you can see where you are in the level. The Minimap was almost a depiction of how the game was really programmed, and the 3D POV was a programming trick to display it for the customer.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

House of Leaves vibes

[–] finitebanjo 11 points 3 months ago
[–] spittingimage 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Dutch stairs. Yes, they're like that.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

Yep can confirm this is standard issue in slightly older Dutch houses.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

My old house had some steep stairs that felt like this.

My wife broke her ankle on them, fun story.... Nope. That sucked.

[–] DrPop 8 points 3 months ago

I have nightmares about this exact scenario.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

At this point, just use a ladder. It'd be safer too.

That would also make space for a slide-down pole, which would be faster.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen 6 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Extreme inner city house attic stairs vibes. Anything goes with attic stairs!

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds 4 points 3 months ago

You'll be thankful for anything more sloped than a ladder 😂

[–] Today 2 points 3 months ago

I've been looking for attic stair options. Anything that easier to carry/slide boxes down than a ladder.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

There's a lady who's sure.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Just give me a sec to put on my jump kit.

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning 4 points 3 months ago

"Stairs" that ever Spiderman would reconsider...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If that's the stairway to heaven, can I request to be shown the stairs leading down?

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

One of the ladders aboard my carrier that led down to DC Central was a bit steeper than that. The first time most people saw it, they couldn’t believe how close to an ordinary vertical ladder it was.

To add to the chaos, the handrails on either side were way too far apart to use with both hands. And as if that wasn’t enough of nightmare, and a scuttle right above it that I had to pass through with my duty belt on. Carriers are death traps, and should qualify a sailor for HDIP.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

you must go doon before you go ooot

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Laddairs, it's French.

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