apfelwoiSchoppen

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[–] apfelwoiSchoppen 15 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

TIL that I am an expert along with the entirety of the rational population.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen 15 points 2 hours ago

Black Mirror

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen 4 points 11 hours ago

You've described having a hobby.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen 21 points 14 hours ago

Oh for fuck's sake.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen 16 points 1 day ago

Israel will never stop this genocidal madness willingly.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This drawer is government issued when a house is built. Every family had this drawer. It is load bearing. Removing the contents of this drawer will cause irreparable damage to the house.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Thanks, saving this for the future.

I'd add Electroboom (Electrical Engineering), Tom Stanton (Engineer who makes a lot of engines to fly planes), Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't (Botany), Periodic Videos (Chemistry), Practical Engineering (Civil Engineering), Nick Zentner (Geology).

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen 24 points 1 day ago

Or that prolonged exposure to right wing media rots brains to the point that they make you lose any sense in reality.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen 68 points 1 day ago

The addage Without a base, without a trace is important to remember y'all!

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen 4 points 1 day ago

Naloxone has been around for a long time. It is extremely useful to save people from overdosing. But since it has been around a long time, it is plainly clear that a bandaid can't solve a crisis that needs a tourniquet.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen 34 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Nick Cage face, "You don't say!?"

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen 11 points 2 days ago

Aaaaaand sued by Nintendo for some reason.

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Football the Torts (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by apfelwoiSchoppen to c/cat
 

Her mom, a feral one who has avoided our capture, dropped Football on our porch one day and I invited her in. That was about 4 years ago.

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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by apfelwoiSchoppen to c/eintracht
 
 

Eintracht is backing out of negotiations now that Wolfsburg has made a better offer to PAOK for left centerback Koulierakis. Eintracht has cast a wider net in the past few days for a left center back, so all is not lost. Really puts the team in a pickle regardless. That is the longest non-signing I've seen in some time.

 

The tour was successful for Eintracht as they played two friendlies in two countries abroad. Louisville was an interesting choice for the club, being that the Kentucky club is in the second division of US soccer. Nonetheless the facilities were great and the fans showed up. It doesn't hurt to have a World Cup game winning goal player on your team. There was definitely draw specifically for him, but the club's draw was still larger.

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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by apfelwoiSchoppen to c/eintracht
 

Now all three of the 24/25 Bundesliga trikots are unveiled for the Eintracht. This away kit attempts to rock the boat the least. It is a black kit with a red Eintracht crest, with two red tusks flanking the neck. As with the others, the kit features the small localization flourishes, "Hier regiert de SGE" and "Im Herzen von Europa". The kit is already being criticized as looking like last year's training kit, but for €90. The U21, Frauen, and Männer will play in these kits.

The last kit to be revealed is the European kit, this will be the last kit featuring with a Nike emblem as the team moves to Adidas in the 25/26 season.

 

Along with Felix Uduokai, Eintracht is looking at a wider list of candidates to fill Pacho's spot, at least in the short term. Left center-back Bernardo from Bochum is on the list. The left-footed 29 year old has a Transfermarkt price of €5.5M.

Also on Krösche's list for consideration: Armel-Bella Kotchap at Southampton. The right-footed 22 year old center-back has a €12M price at Transfermarkt.

From Bild: Suddenly new defense candidates at Eintracht:

After the departure of W.P. to PSG, Eintracht need a new IV. Desired candidate K. Koulierakis from PAOK.

Shortening: Because of CL-qualification and the "difficult president" of PAOK, they are looking elsewhere, as Toppi demands early reinforcement. Should PAOK pass against Malmö, the play-offs on 20 & 27.08. are only.

No quick solution in sight at the moment.

As Bild learned and also shortened: Bernardo from Bochum (29 / contract 2026) and Armel-Bella Kotchap FCS (22/2026) is Eintracht's turn. ABK also traded VFB and TSG.

Plus Eintracht has inquired about Felix Uduokhai.

 

PAOK and Eintracht have not reached an agreement on Koulierakis. Eintracht is looking at other options. Augsburg left center-back Felix Uduokai is getting some consideration. Per Transfermarkt: a left foot with one year left on his contract, he'd reportedly cost Eintracht €5-6 million dollars. Uduokai has expressed a desire to leave Augsburg. Per Transfermarkt: Hoffenheim, Lille, and Besiktas are said to also be interested in Uduokai.

Per Transfermarkt: PAOK seems to want Koulierakis around for the Champions League qualifiers, and has requested a price of around €15M for Koulierakis.

ARTICLE TRANSLATION: Eintracht Frankfurt are now looking into a move for Felix Uduokhai.

The 26-year-old left-footed central defender from FC Augsburg wants to move in August and only has one year left on his contract. FCA has been informed of this and will release him if a suitable offer is made.

No agreement yet on Koulierakis.

There is still no contact between Eintracht Frankfurt and Augsburg, but talks are ongoing between the SGE and the player's side.

Uduokhai is interesting for Eintracht because he is experienced and knows the Bundesliga. He is also in top shape and ready for action. In addition, there is still no agreement with PAOK Thessaloniki regarding the transfer of Konstantinos Koulierakis.

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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by apfelwoiSchoppen to c/eintracht
 

Eintracht and PSG are shaking hands once again on a transfer deal. Willian Pacho, who played for Eintracht for one whole season, moves to Paris for €40 million plus bonuses. Eintracht signed Pacho in the summer of 2023 from Royal Antwerp FC for 9 million. Good bit of business clearing €31 million. Koulierakis at PAOK is widely seen as the replacement for Pacho, but while the club and Koulierakis are in agreement, the deal has not been finished. Stuttgart is attempting to sign him before Eintracht, supposedly.

Max also leaves the Eintracht and is moving to Greece to play for Panathinaikos in Athens for €1 million.

English Translation https://www-sge4ever-de.translate.goog/sge-kompakt-pacho-deal-vor-abschluss-nachfolger-in-den-startloechern/?_x_tr_sl=de&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en&_x_tr_pto=wapp

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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by apfelwoiSchoppen to c/eintracht
 

Say what you will about Nike, I've loathed them for most of their time spent with Eintracht. Their templates are look like they are made of scraps. The flocking is so thin, it oxidizes and falls off rather quickly. They are the definition of fast-fashion planned obsolescence. The home kit this year is no exception and it was met widely with negative criticism, the Marlboro kit. Sure it might be another remix of a retro kit, but it looks like design by committee. The new third trikot is a remix on the orange 81/82 - 82/83 kits. TBH, I think it would be nicer without the darker orange stripes and retain the black piping for the shoulders, but all-in-all, I like it.

Reference: https://www.frankfurt-trikots.de/1980er/saison-8182

The Droogs are gonna enjoy this!

It is a safe, classic look, kind of like the black bundesliga kit from last year. What are your thoughts?

 

The team will travel to Louisville, a 12 hour travel time, and practice before heading on another plane to Juarez to play a friendly there against the Bravos. Notable in the article that Eintracht is being paid a "nice 6 figure sum" for the friendly in Juarez. I wonder if we'll see Marco Fabián on this trip.

Then the team comes back to Louisville for more practice and a friendly against LouCity. I'll be in attendance!

Then the team travels to New York City for some more practice and press/marketing interviews before heading back to Frankfurt.

Original Deutsch Article: https://www.hessenschau.de/sport/fussball/eintracht-frankfurt/das-plant-eintracht-frankfurt-im-usa-trainingslager-v1,eintracht-trainingslager-planung-100.html

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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by apfelwoiSchoppen to c/eintracht
 

Eintracht beat TSV Heusenstamm 12-0 today in a friendly match warming up before the team leaves for Juarez. The team plays against the FC Juarez Bravos on Friday 7/26.

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submitted 5 months ago by apfelwoiSchoppen to c/eintracht
 

Done deal. Eintracht brings on right back Dane Rasmus Kristensen on a one year loan from Leeds United. The 27 year old comes with experience at Ajax, RB Salzburg, Leeds United, and AS Roma. The purchase option is reportedly set at around €18 million.

Original Deutsch Link https://www.hessenschau.de/sport/fussball/eintracht-frankfurt/eintracht-frankfurt-holt-daenischen-em-fahrer-kristensen-v1,eintracht-holt-kristensen-100.html

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