ChronosTriggerWarning

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[–] ChronosTriggerWarning -2 points 21 hours ago

TIL, i need to be put in prison in Norway. It sounds terrible.

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning 6 points 22 hours ago

C'mon, Mother Nature! COVID didn't live up to my The Stand fantasies, and i demand satisfaction! Get rid of the people and leave all toys, pretty please?

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning 3 points 22 hours ago

"You have my sword."

"And my bow."

"And my axe."

"And MY VUVUZELLA."

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning 3 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

My friend and her friend were in a lobby online. We were playing a game and waiting for others to log on. While we waited i said i was gonna mute them to smoke a bowl, and my friend's friend started going off on how awful weed is, like how it'll kill you if it doesn't make you go blind first. I laughed and asked how old they were?

"14."

"And, have you ever tried weed?"

"FUCK NO! GROSS!"

And i say "cool. I don't take sex advice from virgins."

After the screeching subsided, that kid decided he had other, more important things to do that day, and logged off. I finished my bowl. The world continued.

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning 0 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I quit could turkey twice. It was easy. I just focused on how much i hated the taste and smell.

The only reason i started up again the second time is because when you work as a server, you get a smoke break constantly but nonsmoker's don't, and i got sick of covering three sections every hour.

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning 9 points 1 day ago

I had a chem teacher in highschool that loved "Pelosi." He never drank coffee, just 2-3 cans of, as he put it, "cola joy."

He was the kinda teacher that if you didn't understand something and asked questions, he'd say the exact same thing, only SLOWER and LOUDER. I hated chemistry until i got to college and met real teachers, and I've hated "Pelosi" since.

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning 20 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Absolutely. R's count on this.

In my state, they've tried running the weatherman for Senate. Not dog catcher or school board, SENATE. NATIONAL, not state.

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning 6 points 1 day ago

I can tell you, that i truly and honestly think that Nancy Pelosi is the greatest! She's never wrong about anything, and I'm totally not eating my own vomit as i type this!

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning 29 points 1 day ago

I'm kinda with you... Like, let them fight?

I think she meant this as a threat to get the party in line, but i can't see any way this doesn't blow up in their faces. If the leopards are eating leopard faces, will they notice mine..?

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning 9 points 1 day ago

I second this!

I'M fucking considering at this point. The R's last few attempts where i live were the fucking weatherman and someone who's lived out of state since the 70's.

What's the worst that could happen, we win..?

 

I've seen some people getting genuinely uncomfortable at the recent discourse. Just wanted to point out there's more than one kind of weird.

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