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[–] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago

616 gallons per flush.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I just wanted a knightcap...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

PETER VENKMAN: He's gonna take a little nap now, but, uh, he says he's Florida Man. Does that make any sense to you?

EGON SPENGLER: Some. I just met California Man. He's here with me now.

PETER VENKMAN: Oh, wonderful. We have to get these two together.

EGON SPENGLER: I think that would be extraordinarily dangerous.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Yea I thought about that 5 minutes after posting. 1970s Boeing was competent.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I'll take "Things not built by Boeing" for 800, Alex.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I always felt like Scotty was the only one who truly understood Spock's technobabble.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Well don't keep me in suspense! What was her answer?!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

Sounds like the hamster wants out.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

I read the title as someone from Boston saying, 'He got the job, didn't he?!?"

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 weeks ago

We call that a prison pacifier!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Good one! I didn't see that coming!

[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 weeks ago

We've been using Master/Bater down at the church.

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