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Or maybe Kuato.

Open your mind, Donald

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[–] [email protected] 125 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] bigFab 4 points 2 days ago

I came here specifically for this.

[–] [email protected] 97 points 3 days ago (5 children)

This is the real version, still slightly weird looking. Grabbed from this frame https://youtu.be/aFqjoCbZ4ik?t=146

[–] garbagebagel 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I can't really see the difference :S

[–] nepenthes 4 points 1 day ago

OP pic his gut sticks out to the point where it reaches the edge of the building in the background (top portion). Vid pic it doesn't reach.

original pic with lines drawn showing what I just wrote out

[–] Fredselfish 33 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Riches man in the world and he chooses to look like this?

[–] [email protected] 59 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

He is a incel 4chan basement dweller, the money cant change that.

[–] greedytacothief 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Looks like how I feel after consuming milk products.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Just had a very foamy milkshake so i can relate.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

It looks like they also made his arms look thicker -

[–] dejected_warp_core 31 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I think it's HGH gut. Man's rich as hell, so of course he's going to pay for all the health and life-extending stuff he can get his hands on. Human growth hormone can combat aging, but it's not perfect.

HGH is known to be an effective generator of muscle mass, which is why it is so often a favorite for bodybuilders. However, there is a large concentration of growth hormone receptors in the large intestine, which can contribute to the intestine’s undesired growth. Specifically, this tends to occur when an individual uses illegal HGH without doctor supervision.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Here I thought it was a colostomy bag

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

His capacity for retaining and spewing shit has been exponentially growing as well. Coincidence?

[–] dejected_warp_core 4 points 2 days ago

One way or another: he's full of it.

[–] TwoBeeSan 8 points 2 days ago

Aka Rogan Gut

[–] [email protected] 89 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Common side effect if you do steroids and don't work out

[–] [email protected] 80 points 3 days ago (2 children)

In his circles apparently HGH is viewed, erroneously, as a life extension drug. It wouldn't surprise me for an instant if he was mainlining it out of a fear of dying like a common peasant.

[–] cmbabul 29 points 3 days ago (4 children)

There ain’t a doubt in my that Elon is obsessed with life extension and is petrified of the end of his life. All the rich tech folks are that’s why they’ve spent so much trying to position themselves into being god kings and do t care about wrecking the planet. They think they’re about to ascend like this is FMA Brotherhood but it didn’t work out for the rich and powerful there either

[–] SkunkWorkz 9 points 2 days ago

Wants to live forever but is too lazy to hit the gym and too weak to leave the coke in the bag. He thinks that pumping hormones into his body is all he has to do.

At least that weirdo millionaire Bryan Johnson puts a ton of effort into his quest for longevity.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You'd think people who want to live forever would care more about the environment. But I guess the worst consequences they'll face is a shorter ski season.

[–] cmbabul 7 points 2 days ago

They think they are going to go to space and become gods. It'd be pathetic if we werent all gonna pay the price for it

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

He definitely plans on becoming a sandworm

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

my skin is not my own!

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod 1 points 2 days ago

The Larry Ellison Medical Foundation has invested heavily in life extension research

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Exactly this! I was about to post that it looks like he has a distended GH gut but never worked out a day in his life. Exogenous testosterone doesn't do this.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 days ago

He’s probably on some weird designer drug. Not because he has to evade tests like athletes, but just because he thinks it makes him smarter than taking FDA approved drugs.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 3 days ago (1 children)

7/10 Photoshop job. There aren't distortion lines but it is noticeably blurrier where its been edited.

I don't object to photoshopping billionaires. Im only asking for a sharper job.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 days ago

Someone posted the original down here. Still weird. Same with his beach pics from a bit ago

Don't get me wrong, I'm against judging appearances but I'll take any chance to shit on musk

[–] [email protected] 49 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Looks like my dad's belly just before he found out he had metastatic pancreatic cancer and his liver was full of it.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago

Sorry about your dad.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 days ago

Cybertruck was a self-portrait

[–] Diplomjodler3 24 points 3 days ago

Can't wait for the xenomorph to burst out.

[–] Pappabosley 33 points 3 days ago

He's about to smuggle food into a cinema

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 days ago (2 children)

No way he doesn't have something under his shirt, right?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Well... I wish I hadn't seen that

[–] Matriks404 11 points 3 days ago

Now I know where the design for Cybertuck comes from.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 days ago

It fits with his shirtless pics a couple years ago

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Stage 4 gastric cancer!! 🎉🎉🥳

[–] PlantDadManGuy 4 points 3 days ago

I was thinking cirrhosis, but I like your answer better.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago

must be a side effect of the hair implants

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

What the fuck?

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Lizard people. I swear to God they took Chappelles skin and fucked up everything else.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Don't drag the lizard people into this. Even they aren't trapezoidal.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Looks like he's about to eat a child.

[–] Nuke_the_whales 2 points 2 days ago

Elon Bobandy

[–] Passerby6497 2 points 3 days ago

It's that the Bastard Belly Lift I've been hearing about?

[–] yemmly 3 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Start the reactor Quad?

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