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Or maybe Kuato.

Open your mind, Donald

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[–] SkunkWorkz 10 points 3 months ago

Wants to live forever but is too lazy to hit the gym and too weak to leave the coke in the bag. He thinks that pumping hormones into his body is all he has to do.

At least that weirdo millionaire Bryan Johnson puts a ton of effort into his quest for longevity.