Or maybe Kuato.
Open your mind, Donald
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I came here specifically for this.
This is the real version, still slightly weird looking. Grabbed from this frame https://youtu.be/aFqjoCbZ4ik?t=146
Riches man in the world and he chooses to look like this?
He is a incel 4chan basement dweller, the money cant change that.
Looks like how I feel after consuming milk products.
Just had a very foamy milkshake so i can relate.
It looks like they also made his arms look thicker -
I can't really see the difference :S
OP pic his gut sticks out to the point where it reaches the edge of the building in the background (top portion). Vid pic it doesn't reach.
Common side effect if you do steroids and don't work out
In his circles apparently HGH is viewed, erroneously, as a life extension drug. It wouldn't surprise me for an instant if he was mainlining it out of a fear of dying like a common peasant.
There ain’t a doubt in my that Elon is obsessed with life extension and is petrified of the end of his life. All the rich tech folks are that’s why they’ve spent so much trying to position themselves into being god kings and do t care about wrecking the planet. They think they’re about to ascend like this is FMA Brotherhood but it didn’t work out for the rich and powerful there either
Wants to live forever but is too lazy to hit the gym and too weak to leave the coke in the bag. He thinks that pumping hormones into his body is all he has to do.
At least that weirdo millionaire Bryan Johnson puts a ton of effort into his quest for longevity.
He definitely plans on becoming a sandworm
my skin is not my own!
You'd think people who want to live forever would care more about the environment. But I guess the worst consequences they'll face is a shorter ski season.
They think they are going to go to space and become gods. It'd be pathetic if we werent all gonna pay the price for it
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Exactly this! I was about to post that it looks like he has a distended GH gut but never worked out a day in his life. Exogenous testosterone doesn't do this.
He’s probably on some weird designer drug. Not because he has to evade tests like athletes, but just because he thinks it makes him smarter than taking FDA approved drugs.
7/10 Photoshop job. There aren't distortion lines but it is noticeably blurrier where its been edited.
I don't object to photoshopping billionaires. Im only asking for a sharper job.
Someone posted the original down here. Still weird. Same with his beach pics from a bit ago
Don't get me wrong, I'm against judging appearances but I'll take any chance to shit on musk
Looks like my dad's belly just before he found out he had metastatic pancreatic cancer and his liver was full of it.
Sorry about your dad.
He's about to smuggle food into a cinema
No way he doesn't have something under his shirt, right?
Now I know where the design for Cybertuck comes from.
Well... I wish I hadn't seen that
It fits with his shirtless pics a couple years ago
I think it's HGH gut. Man's rich as hell, so of course he's going to pay for all the health and life-extending stuff he can get his hands on. Human growth hormone can combat aging, but it's not perfect.
HGH is known to be an effective generator of muscle mass, which is why it is so often a favorite for bodybuilders. However, there is a large concentration of growth hormone receptors in the large intestine, which can contribute to the intestine’s undesired growth. Specifically, this tends to occur when an individual uses illegal HGH without doctor supervision.
His capacity for retaining and spewing shit has been exponentially growing as well. Coincidence?
One way or another: he's full of it.
Aka Rogan Gut
Here I thought it was a colostomy bag
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Cybertruck was a self-portrait
Can't wait for the xenomorph to burst out.
Stage 4 gastric cancer!! 🎉🎉🥳
I was thinking cirrhosis, but I like your answer better.
must be a side effect of the hair implants
What the fuck?
Looks like he's about to eat a child.
Drankin
Lizard people. I swear to God they took Chappelles skin and fucked up everything else.
Don't drag the lizard people into this. Even they aren't trapezoidal.
It's that the Bastard Belly Lift I've been hearing about?
Start the reactor Quad?
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