garbagebagel

I really hope you're right. I'm actually very scared that they'll take over our social media this election season and we'll get fucked as well.

I am Mexican, I deem you honorary Mexican so you may share the joy of having a not so shitty president.

I mean, I don't live in Mexico so she's technically also not my president but if you want I can also deem you honorary Canadian.

Also due to the quicker cooking time food comes out with different texture. My chicken thighs are juicer, chicken wings are crispier, grilled cheese is crunchier, and potatoes come out just right.

I know they are a pain in the ass to clean but the few months we went between air fryers were more painful. I don't understand how our oven makes such bad chicken strips.

I'm less worried about the banana + cheese combo than I am about the colour of those bananas. All I can taste is the disgusting rubbery pucks that bananas turn into when precut.

2016 did end two years ago but it also lasted 10 years

Sprinkle in some of that good old impostor syndrome for good measure.

"Now I know you said I did a great job, but I don't think I did a great job so one of us here is lying"

I think she's saying that because he's black he's "untouchable" otherwise it's discrimination. It's the incorrect logic they use when arguing DEI. They think just because someone's black it means they get a free pass to do whatever they want and if someone tries to stop them, they can pull the "race card". (Note I don't agree with this at all, I think this is just the way this person's brain worked based on that quote)

Really depends on the situation though. Where I work there are many temp jobs that are often extended for a long time after their end date until the bosses are finally able to swing it with the permanent position. It sucks but (in my work situation) it usually means the bosses really want to keep you around and are trying their best with the budget. It's easier to get a temp assignment approved than a permanent role.

Purchase 50c worth of m&ms from 50s candy shop, then throw them at him if he tries to make me lick the lollipop.

I got a message from her yesterday and I had never talked about her before so I don't think you can summon her that way. I can forward you the message if that'll make you feel better. I'll be your Nicole.

It's not even safe for Americans to go to the United States at this point.

I hear Puerto Rico is actually stocked full of paper towels, so much so that their politicians are literally throwing them around! They should definitely be sharing with the US.

/s