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Guy buying condoms? He's hoping to get some.
Guy buying tampons? He's definitely getting some.
And probably using condoms or he'd be buying pregnancy tests instead
Have the republicans banned birth control in your state already?
Single dad erasure!
He is determined to earn the name "Red Beard".
Earn your red wings yet?
Stay strong brother, praying for a swift recovery.
/s
Instructions unclear, sent horde of Swifties to recovery room.
Um, the picture clearly indicates that the box was OPEN. He ded
Nurse, this man neds 50cc's of swagger, stat! And go make me a sandwich, because I'll turn gay if I go into the staff kitchen.
Fuck, he's crashing! Tell respiratory to prepare a cigar smoke nebulizer. Set up a tren drip! Nurse, I ordered that casual misogyny an hour ago, where is it?!
Nurse, I ordered that casual misogyny an hour ago, ~~where is it~~ did one of you females mess up the order again?!
FTFY
I'm so sorry, sir! All I found in the women's cabinet was blatant misogyny, all of the casual emergency/accidental misogynies are a week late because I am ON MY PERIOD!!
And now they’ve got him deep throating a fat, girthy, breathing tube?! That is like.. HELLA GAY!
Are guys really worried about manliness when picking up tampons at the store? If anything it'd make a guy look better to me. Picture this: big scruffy sweatpants dude shuffling your way in a tight alley in the early hours of the morning... Then oops! he drops his box of tampons.
He could probably stab me cuz that would drop my guard big time.
A friend in high school heard me and the girls whispering (one of whom was his girlfriend). When he found out one of us needed a pad or tampons and we were seeing who had some, he got excited for the chance to go to the store to get them for us, because he said that buying tampons is the same as screaming, "I have a woman!!!"
I hope that guy is happy, wherever he is. He was a kind soul.
I'm mostly worried about which one to grab
This is why I always wrote down very precisely what pads I needed for my husband to grab, or just took a photo and sent that.
and then use the tampons to avoid leaving blood traces
Tnx, the funniest thing I've read in a while
Honest question, WTF is going on over in America?
From my POV as an outsider looking in, your whole political system has gone mental. What happened to just governing and campaigning with common sense? How the hell did the truth become optional? Why is every issue a "culture war" issue? I can't wrap my head around it.
As someone on the inside of the US...I don't know. We've always had a pretty strong strain of anti-intellectual idiocy, but the past decade or two has just been bizarre. The ugly hate and willful ignorance is embarrassing, scary, and really demoralizing.
When interviewed, a Friend of the victim said: dang bro, this beast would usually just smash a 6er of Busch light, blast some rock music and he be back to clam-slammin' in no time flat!
Those are for girls.
Women?