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Alpha Male in Critical Condition After Accidentally Touching Unopened Box of Tampons
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this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2024
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When interviewed, a Friend of the victim said: dang bro, this beast would usually just smash a 6er of Busch light, blast some rock music and he be back to clam-slammin' in no time flat!