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Alpha Male in Critical Condition After Accidentally Touching Unopened Box of Tampons
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this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2024
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A friend in high school heard me and the girls whispering (one of whom was his girlfriend). When he found out one of us needed a pad or tampons and we were seeing who had some, he got excited for the chance to go to the store to get them for us, because he said that buying tampons is the same as screaming, "I have a woman!!!"
I hope that guy is happy, wherever he is. He was a kind soul.