Jimbabwe

Streisand Effect!

Insertion: stick it on the end O(1)

Retrieval: BOGO sort your list and return the first item. It’s O(1) in the best case.

Checkmate, nerds!

All images to be personally inspected and categorized by Chief Deputy Panty-Sniffer Ted Cruz

I watched the video and the original tires that came with their garden cart got torn off because of shear stress while turning at low speed. They went back and got some better ones that seemed to work alright.

Won’t somebody think of the rich white people??!

https://cbsaustin.com/news/local/man-convicted-of-manslaughter-in-death-of-ut-freshman-in-2001-denied-parole-for-third-time

Prison.

A guy named Brandon Threet. A kid, really. A freshman in college. He kicked my friend Terrence in the head and killed him at a house party. He bullied Terrence, shoved him, and when his guard was down, punched him so hard he fell to the ground. Then he took three steps to wind up and kicked the side of his head with steel toed boots. Then they put him on a couch and ignored him til they noticed he was turning blue. Four days later he died in the hospital.

Brandon spent 20 years in jail and got out in 2022. Not sure what he deserved and not sure if he got it. All I know is Terrence was a prince among fools.

Create an account on a trading site. I’ve generally had good experience with gemini.com. You’ll have to do the whole legal process of confirming your identity with a government ID because they report your profits/losses to the IRS for capital gains taxes. From there, you can use a credit card or bank transfer to buy. Once you have some, you can try to transfer it to another wallet or another exchange to “anonymize” it, but keep in mind that it’s all traceable given sufficient effort by someone trying to track it down. Some currencies are better at hiding that stuff (Monero, maybe?).

If you really want something close to anonymity and quick and easy, your best bet is to find someone you know in real life and give them cash to transfer to your offline wallet.

Brb gonna 3D print a spoon from my nose

1. Scrap NAFTA for your own marginally better trade agreement during first presidency
2. Manage not to fuck anything up for 4 years because you’re not president
3. Immediately fuck up your own trade agreement that YOU FOUGHT FOR because of reasons that exist entirely in your own imagination
4. ???
5. Hopefully die of a heart attack

Is this not a pc game? I have an index and I wanna learn how to drive a tractor…

Judith is fucking disappointed in you, Ryan