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Alpha Male in Critical Condition After Accidentally Touching Unopened Box of Tampons (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Stay strong brother, praying for a swift recovery.

/s

[–] Viking_Hippie 28 points 2 months ago

Instructions unclear, sent horde of Swifties to recovery room.