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So a real man let their choice dominated by another man?

Can’t stand any of these masculinity targeted products. Also don’t flush any product down the toilet other than toilet paper. Those wipes clog sewers.

I honestly can't tell if this website is being ironic

Being a man is when you conform your freedom of choice to one of a few acceptable choices.

Expressing yourself, showing who you really, standing up to peer pressure is for pussies, you wouldn't want to risk people accidentally mistaking you with them sexually liberated folks by admitting you like electro-swing over country.

As a guy, real masculinity is being comfortable with your gender and not becoming uncomfortable because someone else expresses theirs.

Guys, we're workers, and problem solvers. We're also so many more things like fathers, sons, brothers and friends. Masculinity as a concept is outdated. Adapt, overcome, persevere. That's all you need.

Anyone telling you that you're unmanly because you have, or don't have something, or because you do, or don't do something, is either a fool, or selling you something.

Be a man, ignore their bullshit.

Don't forget your tactical Christmas stocking this holiday season! 💪

Is there anything more manly than washing clothes?

I saw MAN CARD in the thumbnail and legitimately thought it said MAN CHILD and didn’t even question it.

My birth certificate is proof enough that I'm a man. Now give me my strawberry Herbal Essences! 💪😡

They do the same exact thing in the pink aisle in the supermarket.

By making everything more so called feminine, and now more so called masculine, companies realized they can charge a premium and people will fall for the packaging gimmick.

That’s all I think it is.

I do like the man card bottle opener though. Would be a fun thing to bring to parties and holiday gatherings.

A man's music collection should consist of classic rock, country and blues

Does this give anyone else boomer vibes? Also, I suspect this is trying to invoke the Progressive Rock of the 1970s (Kansas, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, The Eagles, Supertramp, etc.) and not Buddy Holly, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin or, you know, Elvis, The Beatles and the Rolling Stones

But then my man card expired in the early 1990s.

I only wipe my butt with sandpaper.

“A man’s music collection should consist out of classic rock and country. …… oh yeah and also blues. See we ain’t racist we added black music”

Lol bet they mean Eric “non-whites should be deported” Clapton and not BB King.

These dudes are so uptight about masculinity. They could really use a prostate massage.

Used to kinda be like this back when I was religious. All this reaffirmating nonsense was because being gay would be the ultimate failure to my faith and family. Then my sister came out and the world didn't explode. My sister is braver than most manly men.

Real men use a bidet anyway.

And not because it's objectively better than wipes. ;)

real men don't clean themselves at all so that their musk is always noticed by everyone in the room they're in

How do people even find such a shop

Only classic rock, country, and blues are manly? I didn't know metal, rap, and military marches were for little girls

Man facts:

I listen to eurobeat and hard style

Man card bottle opener

lol he has to use a special tool to open his bottles. Table edge is right there tough guy... or literally any hard object you can get about an inch of leverage with (so not your dick ayo), Belt buckle is possible, doesn't even have to be a special one. Keys, a dollar bill, lighter, principle doesn't change too much between them. Hell even your wedding ring... oh... awkward.