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[–] [email protected] 70 points 5 months ago (2 children)

And it's a bottle opener

Because nothing screams manly like alcoholism

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago (2 children)

If you need a bottle opener to open a bottle you aren't alcoholic

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

REAL MAN OPEN THEIR BOTTLE WITH THEIR TEETH

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

I usually just stick it in my ass and use my expertly trained clenched sphincter to open the bottle, like a real man.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

So uh... the pair of channel locks I keep on my coffee table... Am I poor or an alcoholic?

[–] SpaceNoodle 18 points 5 months ago

TIL I'm actually manly