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And it's a bottle opener
Because nothing screams manly like alcoholism
If you need a bottle opener to open a bottle you aren't alcoholic
REAL MAN OPEN THEIR BOTTLE WITH THEIR TEETH
I usually just stick it in my ass and use my expertly trained clenched sphincter to open the bottle, like a real man.
So uh... the pair of channel locks I keep on my coffee table... Am I poor or an alcoholic?
TIL I'm actually manly
For the man who never fixes anything. It is criminal to not put some more tools on that card.