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[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I only wipe my butt with sandpaper.

[–] SpaceNoodle 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I let it crust over and sand it all off once a month.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Sissy people use that wimpy bidet but I use a pressure washer.