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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

REAL MAN OPEN THEIR BOTTLE WITH THEIR TEETH

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I usually just stick it in my ass and use my expertly trained clenched sphincter to open the bottle, like a real man.