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[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Looks like he's wearing nothing at all

nothing at all

nothing at all

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] Agrivar 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't know what the context of that GIF is... and I probably shouldn't want to... but I do.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Shaking it for a new fur suit.

[–] DarkCloud 49 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Whatever their skin routine is, it's doing a decent job. You'd think trash pandas would be collecting blemishes.

[–] VelvetStorm 6 points 1 month ago

Having your skin protected from the sun at all times really helps.

[–] PunchingWood 35 points 1 month ago

That's just a raccoon in a spandex. You can't fool me!

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago

You can't just show pictures of me in the bathroom without permission. You'll be hearing from my lawyers.

[–] MutilationWave 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

A long time ago my roommates and I shaved just the tip of our cat's tail, like the last two inches. It was absolutely hilarious.

People are going to crucify me for animal abuse but I swear the cat was totally cool with the process.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

I mean, it's a dick move, but doesn't qualify as abuse imo. No harm would come from it by itself, and if the cat didn't object at all, it's not worth arguing about.

But my grandparents had to shave their cat's tail for a few years. He would suck on it, and in the process pull out hairs, which would end up with sores where they had been pulled. So the vet said to keep it shaved down, if the cat would tolerate it. The cat did, and no more issues.

[–] Wizard_Pope 14 points 1 month ago

I mean if you only fid it once and the cat was not hurt by it I personally would not call that abuse. Sure you did it for no reason but the cat did not really suffer for it.

[–] raynethackery 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Did he give you a dirty look after he saw the result?

[–] MutilationWave 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

She didn't care at all but it brought everyone who visited much amusement.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

That sounds hilarious. I don't see how that is abuse.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

Remarkably racoon shaped actually.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

I low key want to know that racoon's skin care routine. Flawless.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

Thanks, I hate it!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

That is a MOSTLY shaved raccoon.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Looks just like a naked old man's bottom.

[–] breakingcups 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'd imagine an old man bottom to be more hairy and wrinkly though.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Once I saw a raccoon poop and I was like "no way raccoons poop that big" but this does tell another story.

[–] CoffeeJunkie 11 points 1 month ago

Oh, they do. It has a distinctive, raggedy kind of look to the turds, doesn't it? Filled with all kinds of potential for disease.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I know googly eyes are not funny anymore but here they would've been

[–] jago 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

I know googly eyes are not funny anymore…

What?! That’s not allowed

[–] aodhsishaj 17 points 1 month ago

But....why?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Decoy321 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm gonna need some context for this. Why is Patrick Stewart dressed like a bard?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

You're in for a treat

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Nope, too smooth, way too smooth.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Tell JD Vance that's a cat about to be dry rubbed.

[–] BeMoreCareful 4 points 1 month ago

RFK Jr appears from the mist

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Was there some medical reason for this? Seems too extensive to have been done for surgery.

[–] ickplant 10 points 1 month ago

I got this off Instagram - it was not explained why the raccoon was shaved, but it showed him growing the fur back in later videos.

[–] scutiger 7 points 1 month ago

It's just a little thing called style, perhaps you've heard of it?

[–] Acklavidian 4 points 1 month ago

Looks more like a white pet onesie.

[–] Coreidan 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why in the fuck would you ever do this?

Poor raccoon.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Looks like it's in an animal care facility of some kind. My guess is that it had some crud in its fur that they couldn't wash out easily, or maybe a pest infestation like lice.

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[–] Kcap 10 points 1 month ago

I'm calling the police.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They were so worried weather they could, that they didn't consider whether they should.

[–] Agrivar 5 points 1 month ago

I appreciate that you couldn't decide which version of whether was appropriate so you tried both.

[–] atrielienz 6 points 1 month ago

I wish you had not. Nobody should be cursed with this knowledge.

[–] InternetCitizen2 6 points 1 month ago

Good shave.

[–] GeorgimusPrime 5 points 1 month ago

Minus the tail (or maybe not) this resembles a famous politician.

[–] ExtraordinaryJoe 5 points 1 month ago

Man, I gotta read the whole title before clicking on the image.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Looks more like hes wearing a suit

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago
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