Got pants and socks and sherling slippers.

People live different than I do lol.

How can you misquote classical music?!

Hats of for Luca Brasi

And this try won't work either.

Fistfuls. Like wiping with a baseball. That's obviously the intended purpose of cheap toilet paper.

I want that extra mpg, but I'm not going to die trying.

I live in a city though, so I really only need to speed if I'm out in the burbs or on the loop.

Getting back at the FDA for messing with insulin price freedom by getting rubes to drink unpasteurized milk?

A lot of times, things will either work out or not.

What if we kissed under the hello.jpg?

I like them because they're stupid. I do have a problem seeing irony where there is none though.

And now I'm irritated by this all over again.

Oh, I don't drink soda. I was more remarking on the general obeseness of the US.

I get the personal responsibility argument, but if the majority of a nation is having the same issue, I think it might point to a larger issue. Rim shot